#40: If it ain't broke...no, wait, it already is

[horrible_phd]

[Locked to 4th Wallers]

I'm open for comments, you know the deal.

And I actually do have some questions for those of you who know...stuff.

[ooc: anything goes, he's being updates soon so telling him stuff about his future is A-OK]

Comments

[ohsoboring]

Pick me! I know stuff!

[horrible_phd]

Okay. I already know some things about what happens, but...is it really an accident when Penny--

Well, if you know enough stuff you should know what I mean.

[ohsoboring]

Do you really want to know? It's not like you can keep it from happening.

[horrible_phd]

I could...keep from going back.

I mean, I think it's going to be pretty bad anyway...and I've been in the city for a longer stretch than a lot of people so I feel like it could be any day now, that I have to go home.

Account faaail.

[ohsoboring]

You can't not go back. You're a genius. You know that messing with space-time stuff doesn't end well.

i saw that

[horrible_phd]

I think it could be very effective to mess with space-time stuff. I enjoy messing with space-time stuff!

I meant more like...if I made the right trade. And people keep saying that if lose your life here you can't go home...although then people disappear anyway, so maybe it's not the best idea.

LIES.

[ohsoboring]

It could be fun, but it could be really, really bad. You've watched "The Twilight Zone," right? Or any show on the scifi channel? It's nice in theory, bad in practice.

Trading with higher powers is a bad idea, too. You need someone around to tell you when things are bad ideas, you know that?

Also bad:
- Trading your life away.
- Signing anything in blood.
- Reanimating the dead.
- Cloning. Don't do it. Don't try.
- Trying to avoid what's going to happen.

Think about it. It's the future. The future's inevitable. You can't stay here, and even if you could, Penny wouldn't be less dead.

[horrible_phd]

Eh, those are just shows.

- I did kind of want to avoid making a deal with the deities.
- But signing things in blood is dramatic.
- Sort of pointless. Here, at least.
- That would just be weird. I don't really get the point.
- :(

[ohsoboring]

Yes. Yes, they are.

- Keep wanting to avoid that.
- But so not worth it.
- Hey, just covering everything.
- Again, I just never know.
- Did you seriously emoticon at me?

[horrible_phd]

(<.<)

[ohsoboring]

(-_-)

It's a good thing you're cute.