1 (voice post)
[The post begins with... piano-playing? After a short instrumental opening, Penny sings.]
In my first days in the City
A lot of things have happened.
I learned some lessons, and I think
I was nearly flattened by hair...
When fur comes out of faucets
It should just be left alone
'Cause if you try to pet it
It starts moving on its own
And irises look tasty
Though they're really not a food.
Not everyone is friendly
And unfriendly people can be really rude.
I also think I did commit
A social suicide,
But I don't know what Saks could be
And it's not something I can hide...
So there.
[The music ends, and Penny carries on as if a song didn't happen.]
Oh! Jobs. I need one, or two. Maybe one job for the week, and a volunteer job for the weekends? Are there any charitable organizations looking for a helping hand? I have two! No, sorry, that was really bad...
If anyone's hiring, I've had plenty of work experience. Most of it was in the customer service industry. I've done practically everything--waitressed, worked the floor in a department store, sold greasy, artery-clogging hamburgers... not that the last one ended well, but I'm through my openly rebellious phase. I'm completely flexible, and I promise I'll always show up on time!
[ooc: Penny is from a musical. As such, she sings every now and then, accompanied by unseen instrumentalists. The singing thing isn't actually something she's aware of, so any references to such happenings will come as a surprise to her. Yep.]
In my first days in the City
A lot of things have happened.
I learned some lessons, and I think
I was nearly flattened by hair...
When fur comes out of faucets
It should just be left alone
'Cause if you try to pet it
It starts moving on its own
And irises look tasty
Though they're really not a food.
Not everyone is friendly
And unfriendly people can be really rude.
I also think I did commit
A social suicide,
But I don't know what Saks could be
And it's not something I can hide...
So there.
[The music ends, and Penny carries on as if a song didn't happen.]
Oh! Jobs. I need one, or two. Maybe one job for the week, and a volunteer job for the weekends? Are there any charitable organizations looking for a helping hand? I have two! No, sorry, that was really bad...
If anyone's hiring, I've had plenty of work experience. Most of it was in the customer service industry. I've done practically everything--waitressed, worked the floor in a department store, sold greasy, artery-clogging hamburgers... not that the last one ended well, but I'm through my openly rebellious phase. I'm completely flexible, and I promise I'll always show up on time!
[ooc: Penny is from a musical. As such, she sings every now and then, accompanied by unseen instrumentalists. The singing thing isn't actually something she's aware of, so any references to such happenings will come as a surprise to her. Yep.]