[voice post]

[horrible_penny]

Okay. I can totally work this… computery… thing.

Hi? I’m Penny, and I think I lost Los Angeles. Not that it’s not nice to be here and meet you-any of you people I don’t know, sitting out there, listening to this on your computer things-but I really need to go back. There’s this ceremony, and it’s not going very well, so if… if there’s a door

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[horrible_protag]

Penny?

[horrible_protag]

Again. I doubt that this is due to a curse this time.

3/3-Done

[horrible_protag]

Make a spotless impression. On everyone. Penny! You're here. Do you need any help? I can explain everything once I get to where you are. Speaking of which, where are you? I'll come at once.

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[horrible_penny]

Don't say anything about the speech don't say anything about the speech

Keywords relevant.

[horrible_penny]

Hey, Captain Hammer! I'm here, and... I have help, but thank you, and nice to see you!

[ooc: My insomnia, let me show you it.]

[horrible_protag]

You already have assistance? From who, may I ask?

And even so, it's been a while for me, and I'd like to see you. You're alright from your unintentional journey here?

[OoC: djskfhdskjh WHY WERE YOU UP THAT LATE. You need more sleep, bb.]

[horrible_penny]

From a friend. You remember Billy? Laundry-buddy-Billy?

I'm good! Billy's letting me stay with him until I find a job and an apartment, and... good.

[ooc: Pssh, three hours is great! Or I'm a vampiiire.]

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[horrible_protag]

That disgusting little-

[horrible_protag]

Billy? Oh, that's great, just great. He seems like such a nice friend. I'm sure that he'll take great care of you. If he dares make a move on what's mine

So, when can I see you?

[OoC: :| Three? Wrong. Fail. Get more sleep. Do you sparkle, too?]

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[horrible_penny]

He's a great friend.

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[horrible_penny]

Um.

When do you want to see me?

[ooc: I'll get more now. ;-; Finals just finished today. Alas, no.]

[horrible_protag]

I'm sure he is. I simply must get to know him better.

Oh, the sooner the better. I've missed you, after all.

[horrible_penny]

You should. I think you'd like him.

You have?

The... okay. How about one of the cafes?

[horrible_protag]

Oh, anyone that you're so fond of, I'm sure of it. And he seemed like such a nice person in the laundromat, too. We got along quite well.

Of course I have. A cafe sounds lovely. Juliet, perhaps? I shall meet you there soon.

[horrible_penny]

Good. It'd be bad if my two favorite people from home hated each other.

Juliet. Okay. I'll see you.

kjdhsfskdaj OUCH. That line hurt. btw, log or assume?

[horrible_protag]

Of course it would be. I'll just need to find a way to destroy him without it seeming like it was me all the quicker, then.

I shall be standing outside of it to help you find it.