[Mailed to the Deities' Office Building // Off Network]
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[Penny sounds less chipper than usual.]
So. Random question time, but did anyone else wake up with money in their mouth? Maybe it was just me. The City really likes its penny puns. Really.
Also… am I missing something? What’s with the digging and people running off and acting weird? I’m all kinds of not understanding. Peter said something about being controlled...
Mind control, giant spiders, exploding libraries, people becoming vampires, cemeteries eating people alive, deities playing mad scientist, new names on gravestones… did I miss anything? Things kind of suck.
[She forces a little extra cheer into her voice.]
Hey, does anyone have any free time? It doesn’t look like there’re any curses happening today except for the money thing, and staying inside’s driving me stir-crazy. Might be a nice day for a walk or something. If you don’t mind maybe getting lost with my not-super power of having no sense of direction, I’m all for wandering around the garden.