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Jul 08, 2010 19:39

[This is a rather unusual curse for Penny, who woke up dressed in what appears to be a very nice version of her last Halloween costume and a desire to smite, heal, quest, and loot. All sorts of words she's never used or heard keep tumbling out of her mouth--did she really tell that guy she was a level eighty priest? what does that even mean?--and ( Read more... )

holy priestess, brian, curse, cursed, battle!, wanna date my avatar?, not in peril

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[Action] prefers_chess July 9 2010, 00:56:53 UTC

[Trotting out of the forest, still en route toward the beach, comes a young man in green tunic, boots, and ridiculous hat, carrying a baseball bat and accompanied by his brightly glowing companion, who will be tagging in momentarily to address this new person they have just come across.]

...

[Action] laughs_for_two July 9 2010, 01:04:49 UTC

[Instantly, as soon as he sees Penny, Mike runs over to stand beside her.]

To talk to people, press A!

[...talk. Right.]

[Action] prefers_chess July 9 2010, 01:07:34 UTC

[BADASS. Pressing A!]

[Action] worstlootever July 9 2010, 01:13:50 UTC

Press A?

[This is not how Penny's operating.]

Why don't you just talk? Oh, but not too loud. There're spiders around here.

[Action] prefers_chess July 9 2010, 01:17:17 UTC

[Oh, well, the spiders sound kind of promising. He'll keep pressing A to try and get some more information about that.]

...

Re: [Action] worstlootever July 9 2010, 01:19:58 UTC

[The City provides Rudy with a dialogue box.]

Quest Objectives:
Bring three [Large Venom Sacs] to Allison Cameron in the First to Your Aid clinic. Venom Sacs can be found on any arachnid creature within the City, Underground or in the Forests.

You Will Receive:
- Healing Bandages
- 10,018 Experience [or 3 Red compensation at max level]

[Action] prefers_chess July 9 2010, 01:27:23 UTC

[Oh! Hey, that gives him an idea. Pulling out his bottle, uncorking it, and shaking it out...

...And out pops a moderate-sized arachnid that he bottled up earlier. It hits the ground, scuttles, and starts crawling away.]

[Action] worstlootever July 9 2010, 01:32:41 UTC

[Spider! Okay, it's not that big, but--]

SMITE!

[And with a glow and a splat, there is no more spider. Penny looks mildly dismayed by the lack of dropped loot.]

Huh...

[Action] prefers_chess July 9 2010, 01:38:37 UTC

[Holy crap. Did they just find a Great Fairy? Is she going to give him her special attack?!]

...?!

[Action] worstlootever July 9 2010, 01:41:35 UTC

Not our spider. Oops.

[She still doesn't get why Rudy's not talking. It'll dawn on her momentarily.]

[Action] laughs_for_two July 9 2010, 01:17:22 UTC

[This is an issue. Genre-clashing. Therefore...]

If you have a bottle, Penny can fill it with healing potion!

[Action] worstlootever July 9 2010, 01:20:41 UTC

That's right--I can do that.

What're you guys up to?

[Action] laughs_for_two July 9 2010, 01:24:44 UTC

We're saving Lady Delphinia and her dolphin subjects from an infestation of giant crabs! Hey! Rudy! We need to go to the mountain and help the mountain goats.

[Action] worstlootever July 9 2010, 01:28:23 UTC

Hey, that's neat. I wish we could help, but Allison needs some venom to make a cure for someone.

[Action] laughs_for_two July 9 2010, 01:48:15 UTC

[Now he's getting really confused.] If you press B and A at the same time, you can squash a spider with your bat.

[Action] worstlootever July 9 2010, 01:53:21 UTC

I don't have buttons? Or a bat? Just spells.

[Really cool spells. And a stave. Did you see the stave? It's pretty neat.]

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