Apr 01, 2008 22:00
Stomach cramps... blah. Also, I am watching General Hospital, and the awesomeness that is Spinelli just was on. OMOCHIKAERIIII!!!!
So, in case anyone was wondering WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE? I DON'T BELONG HERE. It's because like, I think I kinda do. XD And this is going to be mine and Molecule's journal. I need to learn to work this stupid journal first We'll post the little dealies on the side to clarify who is whom once I figure out how to do that. But, anyway, I'm pretty damned bored.
I don't even know if I should use a LJ for Molecule XD he already has a Myspace.
That being in mind, should I upload the Molecule comics on here, or just leave them on my DA/his Myspace?
OHHH, wait, you dunno who Molecule is, do you? Okay, well, I'll darned well tell ya!
Molecule is a boy of about 17-ish. He goes to school, just like a normal boy his age would. Only this boy is FAAAAAAAR from normal. With hair the color of a sugar-free raspberry popcicle With yellow eyes and a burning passion for, well, anything burning, this boy is pretty unusual. Strange and sometimes paranormal things happen to Molecule, while his classmates and anyone else around him are completely oblivious. He's quiet and introverted, mostly focusing on just burning things more than anything else. There's no real reason that he's the target for any cosmic joke the universe wants to play, that's just the way it goes.
So, what's a strangely short little emotionless pyromaniac to do? Well, mostly he just tries to get through his day ALIVE. People don't interest him, if anything, they annoy him. There was the time a girl tried to woo him, only to reveal that she was trying to get close to him to change him into something 'normal'. Then there was the boy who mouthed off because of Molecule's differences -- something we all see or even experience every day, right? Not Molecule. No one talks to Molecule at all that way and gets away with it! Needless to say, the girl was killed by the nuclear bombs Molecule carries in his pocket, and the boy was found to be possessed. After being exorcised, all that was left was a pile of flesh-colored dust and some clothes.
Molecule has also been terrorized by things such as The Easter Bunny, Gangsta Aliens, Ninjas, and a villain called Cybermaster.
The battle with Gangsta Aliens - Gangsta aliens aren't, by nature, violent. They came to Earth to abduct bring one human into their 'tight-ass ship' to anal-probe them listen to music with them. Unfortunately for them, they chose Molecule. And Molecule cannot STAND rap music; they were killed. So, honestly, this just goes to show that the 'protagonist' can honestly be a cold blooded murdering mean sadistic antagonist. So now, the Gangsta Aliens want to see some blood. But only Molecule's -- all other humans are fine to them.
The ninjas -- I really don't know. Seriously. This kid's American in 2008, not Japanese in -39932489324. For one reason or another, however, the ninjas want Molecule dead. Oh, geez, what'd you do now, Molecule? Anyway, the ninjas were first seen trying to attack Molecule while he slept. After that, they sent him fruitcakes for Christmas. Then the Unorthodox Ninja came and went bipolar on Molecule, trying to kill him. He failed when Molecule threw glucose and potassium promanganate on him, causing him to burst into flames.
Cybermaster - a bad guy seen only in the comics I did at school when I had a free moment to myself. I have free moments every day, so I do these comics. Mind you, I have my homework done BEFORE the comics get done. So, Cybermaster was discovered when the Smartboard in Molecule's class went insane and sucked him into a portal. There, Molecule was subjected to a series of games, as if he was in Rome and stuff. Minus hungry lions, Plus angry giant housecat with yarn. And evil merpeople. Molecule pretended to die in order to be ejected from the Cybermaster's world and back into his classroom. After taking a quick breather from nearly drowning, Molecule unplugged the Smartboard, and everyone was happy except Cybermaster, who was like "NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!"
After that, Molecule set his broken elbow back in place, and walked out of the school.
The Easter Bunny fight is the most recent, occuring when I decided to do an Easter theme and involve my friend Michael in the comic (as per request). Molecule was minding his own business, burning grass and KEEP OFF GRASS signs when Michael came up. Caught, but not really caring a whole lot, Molecule continued his actions, which Michael thought was hilarious. That's when everything went wrong. Hearing a strange sound, Molecule began glaring fiercely at something. It was the Easter Bunny. As it turns out, Molecule has never liked that Bunny, so he was all upset. Or as upset as an emotionless person can be. He threw Michael like...9859324324 miles into the air (lol I almost typed moles. DIE CHEMISTRY ;_; ) while he fought the Easter Bunny. However, the Bunny used marshmallow goo from Peeps to seal Molecule's movement, then began to beat him relentlessly (like that scene in Yu Yu Hakusho, when whatshisname was beating up Kurama)! However, Michael fell onto the Bunny, and it began to rain, freeing Molecule from the vicious Bunny. They then had rabbit stew and eggs for Easter Dinner. What a happy ending!
These aren't the only people who Molecule has encountered, but you'll see those later. Like... you should check out my Deviantart. My username is Rinnian :D
Also, I have a collaboration comic going on with my friend Kaylee! Her character, Ponytail, and Molecule just randomly have adventures together. Chapter 1 is up (in bad quality D: ) and chapter 2 is in progress.
Molecule and all villains mentioned (minus the Easter Bunny) are (C) me, and Ponytail is (C) Kaylee. XD Omg I feel so important when I say that.
Now I'm off to tease a gynophobe.
ninjas,
molecule,
aliens,
does anyone care?,
comic,
random,
xd,
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