JUST A FEW WORDS ABOUT MY FRIENDS!!!

[hornyhorace]

I HAVE A PARTNER FOR THIS PRESENT THING DUMBLEDORE IS DOING WHICH IS BRILLIANT FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO DONT HAVE FRIENDS I MEAN I REALLY DONT NEED IT BECAUSE I'VE GOT ALL SORTS OF FRIENDS!!! BUT I THINK THAT THIS BOOT FELLOW MAY NEED A FEW PRESENTS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! NOT A GRYFFINDOR, IS HE

Comments

[bossy_bookworm]

Press the button that says "Caps Lock" once. Then type.

[redheaded_nite]

Don't forget the fact that YOU DO NOT NEED !s and ?s in every sodding sentence.

[bossy_bookworm]

Perhaps some people do.

[redheaded_nite]

What? Horace?

[bossy_bookworm]

So it would seem.

[redheaded_nite]

Where the hell did he come from?

[bossy_bookworm]

I have no idea. Perhaps you should ask him.

[redheaded_nite]

Am doing so.

[hornyhorace]

HAHAHA THANKS HERMIONE BUT I LIKE TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE CAN READ IT!!!

[bossy_bookworm]

Horace, you are perfectly capable of reading what I, and everyone else, have typed, without ours being in capital letters. Ergo, other people are perfectly capable of reading what you have written without it being in capital letters.

[hornyhorace]

YEA BUT YOU'RE HERMIONE!! I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE IT DOESNT GET SKIPPED OVER IS ALL!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT HOGSMEADE TRIP???

[bossy_bookworm]

I am not sure. Perhaps you should stop the typing in capital letters, though. It is really quite infuriating.

[hornyhorace]

OH. HERMIONE YOU REALLY DON'T LIKE THEM??? ARE YOU SURE THEY WON'T GROW ON YOU?? MAYBE IF YOU TRY THEM?? AND NEXT WEEKEND WE SHOULD REALLY GOT TO HOGSMEADE TOGETHER!!!

[bossy_bookworm]

No, Horace. I really don't like them.

Can you please stop using them excessively?

And why do you think we should go to hogsmeade together?

[hornyhorace]

BECAUSE HERMIONE WE'D HAVE SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER!!!DON'T YOU THINK??? WE COULD EVEN GO STEADY IF YOU WANTED TO, I WOULDNT MIND!!!

[redheaded_nite]

Oi, mate. Back off.