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Horn 8

Mar 30, 2009 16:52

[Is prancing around the lounge gleefully. Like a Stag, on all fours and tossing his head about]

Hey! Moony! Pads! I can change again! We should go for that forest romp!

[ooc: James is under the impression that he has changed into his animangus form. Which of course he has not. If people come and see him, they will simply see him romping ( Read more... )

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[action] lilyredwitch March 30 2009, 22:28:37 UTC

[Lily enters, stops dead.]

James, are you mental? What are you doing?

[action] horny_marauder March 30 2009, 22:48:04 UTC

[Obviously, he was grazing (on the carpet). He looks up to see Lily and stares for a moment, that vapid deer look, before he prances over to her.]

I knew you were Brilliant! Why didn't tell us you'd become and animagus too? What are you, some sort of...bear thing?

Re: [action] lilyredwitch March 30 2009, 22:55:16 UTC

[She stares blankly, puts her hands on her hips.]

What are you on about, love? I'm still a person, same as you! ...at least I thought you were a person...

[action] horny_marauder March 30 2009, 23:01:16 UTC

[blank stare]

What are you talking about? Of course I'm a person. I just happen to be a Stag at the moment. And you happen to be a pandabear thing....

[action] lilyredwitch March 30 2009, 23:05:45 UTC

James, you're not a stag, you look like a prat.

[She goes to him, kneels, pokes him.]

And what do you mean, I'm a pandabear?

Re: [action] horny_marauder March 30 2009, 23:12:08 UTC

[skitters away at the poke, hopping onto the couch]

You're a prat-bear! Why are you you clawing at me?!

Re: [action] lilyredwitch March 30 2009, 23:23:18 UTC

A prat-bear?! James Potter! Why would you call me that?

[She looks at her nails - they're long, yes, but you could hardly call them claws!]

I wasn't clawing, I was poking! What are you going to say if I kiss you?

[action] horny_marauder March 31 2009, 06:37:56 UTC

[Still prancing on top of the furniture]

Because you swung those great bloody claws at me! And if you did I would think you were trying to eat me!

[action] lilyredwitch March 31 2009, 06:46:02 UTC

But you know I'm not trying to eat you! Why would I want to eat you? I'm sure a ~stag~ could handle a "prat-bear," whatever that is, quite easily!

[action] horny_marauder March 31 2009, 07:08:35 UTC

Who knows what you might decide to?! You might give in to some weird animal instincts or something!

And of course I could handle you! But I wouldn't want to! I would probably hurt you, all you because you weren't able to keep your fangs off!!

Re: [action] lilyredwitch March 31 2009, 07:12:47 UTC

[Lily stares at him for a minute. Is she really marrying this? Really? With a sigh, she flops down on the couch by him and looks over at him.]

Pandas don't have fangs, love. They only eat bamboo so they only have grinding teeth, not canines.

[action] horny_marauder March 31 2009, 07:15:37 UTC

[Is slightly calmed by that but is still eying her skeptically. Strutting around on the couch]

....Are you sure? How do I know you're not just saying that so I'll come closer and you can rip into my jugular?

[action] lilyredwitch March 31 2009, 07:23:23 UTC

[She opens her mouth to him, showing the complete lack of anything resembling fangs.]

And anyway, why would I rip your throat out? I like you alive [muttered] not bloody sure why, but [normally] so I have no reason to.

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