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horny_marauder

Horn 3

Feb 23, 2009 01:10

....So...last week was incredibly awkward for me on so many different levels and I apologize to anyone who might have thought I was dead or something last week, or anyone that might care ( Read more... )

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[voice] moonymarauds February 23 2009, 07:46:38 UTC

[The sound of Remus laughing hysterically.]

Oi James - I think Lily has more balls than you, you bloody great wimp. And I will always have a beautiful mental picture of you and Sirius, frolicking in the garden like you're some cheap romance novel.

[voice] horny_marauder February 23 2009, 07:57:46 UTC

.................................

We do not speak of that.

[voice] moonymarauds February 23 2009, 08:00:43 UTC

[Putting on a girly voice.]

OH PADFOOT I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU! [Makes kissing noises.] Let us frolic through fields of lilacs and daisies and skip over the rainbow before riding on unicorns through the stars!

[voice] horny_marauder February 23 2009, 08:17:10 UTC

.....Nice to know that you're so nonchalant about someone else nearly snogging your boyfriend, I'll keep that in mind next time I lose my bloody mind.

[voice] moonymarauds February 23 2009, 08:18:57 UTC

Christ, what crawled up your arse you miserable git.

[voice] horny_marauder February 23 2009, 08:21:26 UTC

I just said!

[groans]

And I've been having nightmares about it and about being a girl all week! I'm on edge, mate! I think I really am going off my rocker!

[voice] moonymarauds February 23 2009, 08:24:50 UTC

C'mon mate, I'm only having a laugh - I'm so chuffed over being me again.

You can be such a drama queen James. If you're going to go barmy can I watch? Especially if you have a nervous breakdown and start calling yourself Janine and insist that you and Sirius are about to get engaged and settle down with three kids because that would be hilarious.

[voice] horny_marauder February 23 2009, 09:04:10 UTC

.............[whispers]

How did you know about my dream?!

[voice] moonymarauds February 23 2009, 09:06:52 UTC

Wh-what?

No...way...

THAT has made my day! You have officially lost it, haven't you? You've cracked and you need to be carted off to St. Mungos!

[voice] horny_marauder February 23 2009, 09:13:35 UTC

[All that can be heard now is muffled groaning]

[voice] moonymarauds February 23 2009, 09:15:33 UTC

[Lots of laughter and wheezing as he attempts to breathe.]

[Very faintly and between fits of laughter:] I can't wait to tell Sirius about this!

[voice] horny_marauder February 23 2009, 09:20:16 UTC

[agitated growling]

I will kill you where you stand if you breathe one word of this to anyone, Remus John Lupin! Especially Sirius and Lily!!

[voice] moonymarauds February 23 2009, 09:22:13 UTC

Don't you use my middle name Potter! I'm going to go find them both and tell them and the three of us will wet ourselves laughing at how poor old James has gone mental!

[voice] horny_marauder February 23 2009, 09:41:08 UTC

Don't use my last name, Lupin! I told you not to! It's not funny at all, I'm seriously worried about my sanity and you're having this big laugh about it! What in the name of Merlin's beard is wrong with you? You're supposed to be the nice one!!

[voice] moonymarauds February 23 2009, 09:45:00 UTC

...we're thousands of feet in the air and I suddenly got my bits back?

Nah, it's just funny. You get these mad moods all the time, but this one is special. I'm being nice. If I was being horrible I'd be down in your room so I'd have a visual to add to my memory of today. Anyway - you going to do something about it? Wibble me to death?

[voice] horny_marauder February 23 2009, 09:50:33 UTC

You live in a tower and you're worried about being up high.

It's not funny at all and I don't get any moods at all! And if you keep pushing me I'll do something dreadful to you that'll keep me laughing for years!

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