Sneezing Truth
Azure In Depth. Note that this applies to his (rather carefree crack) world, thus contains outdated headcanon, especially in terms of canon Red Ribbon Army officers.
general information
[Name] Jalil Degraso Azure.
[Age] 25.
[Birthdate] June 13.
[Birthplace] Hospital.
[Nationality] Ignoring Dragonball world specificities, American.
[Home Town] A neighborhood well populated with adults to deceive. Its bad side overtook its good side, though - street smarts were auxiliary school.
[Bloodtype] AB+.
[Dominant Hand] Right, but switches anyway.
[Eyesight] So-so.
[Languages] English, Swahili, money.
[Accent] Lies.
[Voice Actor] N/A.
[Default Color] Yellow.
personality traits
[Basic nature] Testy, excitable, grounded in reality. Loosens up if things go for a while.
[Body Language] Reeking of showoff with a pinch of relaxed and the occasional wall-building with hunched shoulders and miffed air. Or fluid wiggling in the form of dancing.
[Dominant character traits] Complaining, temperamental, circumventive prankster.
[Laugh] Loud, infectious, spirited.
[Sense of humour] Cutting, overall mean, causing trouble. Both verbal and physical humor. Usually the latter, and SWISH!ing onto the scene, kicking someone so they burst out crying, then running away laughing. Azure’s only malicious with General Grey, though. And even then it’s subdued. Well. There’s General Copper, too. Kind of. Copper is verbal cutting. Lieutenant Colonel Brown is prime bother bait as well. BASICALLY, Azure isn’t too fond of bathroom humor, but pain and misfortune is LAWLS. Along with practically everything else. And Azure takes measures to cause it.
[Temper] Flaring and explosive, but simmers quick.
[Ambitions] Never yield to haunting desire to resurrect his mom. Get as much money as he can. Don’t kill anyone next week. Swindle Colonel Violet. Avoid General Copper and Muscle Tower for a month. Find another timeline/dimension without a personification of death. Assimilate self into another Red Ribbon Army (via timeline hopping), come back to home, see if anyone missed him. Infiltrate village for practice in emotional attachment distancing. Trick Colonel Silver.
[Philosophy of life] Take what you can, give nothing back! Except emotions. Reciprocation can be useful.
[Enneagram] Eight or Six.
[Enneagram With A Wing] Seven or, hey, Seven.
[Alignment] Chaotic Neutral.
[Arcana] Probably Magician.
[Tropes] Buy Them Off, Catch Phrase, Proud To Be A Geek, The Gimmick, Jerkass Has A Point, Leaning On The Furniture, Life Of The Party, Nobody Calls Me Chicken, Saying Sound Effects Out Loud, Sweet Tooth, Took A Level In Kindness, Understanding Boyfriend, Undying Loyalty, We Used To Be Friends, We Do The Impossible, Wrong Name Outburst, The Cynic…
[Sun sign] Gemini.
[Decanate] 10 to 19 degrees.
[Moon sign] Virgo.
[Rising sign] Aries.
[Introvert/extrovert] Extrovert.
[Intuitive/reasoning] Intuitive.
[Optimist/pessimist] Wavers between. Often pessimist.
[Tense/relaxed] Relaxed. Or slightly tense. Depends on what adventure he’s been dragged into.
[Serious/carefree] Carefree most of the time.
skills - interests - habits
[Abilities] Causing trouble, giving people/the world direction, spreading curiosity, catching tossed cereal O’s.
[Talents] Persuasion, making everything so weird, redirecting focus to avoid responsibility, fixing things mechanically.
[Educational background] College degree in Screwenomics.
[Best subject] Computer game design, finding faults, himself.
[Worst subject] Caring, Humanities.
[Cooking] Goes out to dinner with friends, usually uses someone else’s money to pay or convinces his companions he didn’t bring enough or thought it was someone else’s turn to pay. Azure’s only cooked, like, popcorn, breakfast burritos, Ramen, raviolis, and toaster strudels. He makes pretty good raviolis, though, and would be a good cook if he didn't have friends or family to guilt.
[Musical talents] The songs of chaos, disorder, and othersuch self-esteem maiming cacophony madnesses. Also kaching.
[Habits] Conning, blaming everyone, tinkering with electronics. Additionally, dancing is the Thing To Do when no other Things can be Done.
[Description of bedroom] Strangely organized. Two-person bed (all for himself), blue frame and yellow sheets, dresser, the top of which is full of cards, some in stacks, some scattered, some in pyramids. Also there’d be a toy orange fire truck behind the dresser.
[Does he/she make his/her own bed?] Azure flings the covers in a flourish of blindness.
[Scents (shampoo/cologne/lotion/etc.)] Shampoo, strawberry scented.
[Daily rituals] Recount money, check through possessions, check in with soldiers, dance at noon, treadmill at 1 PM, leg exercises at 2, unload weapons of soldiers in his office building, lock all doors in his office, check traps, set new ones. Additionally, go where he’s not supposed to be (take a friend!), raise morale of his troops, plan Battleship competition.
[Spends money on] A lot of things. Whether or not the money is his own is another matter.
[Favorite Haunts] Brown’s base, his base. Mostly his base.
[Entertainment of choice] Bothering everyone. Either tricking them, riling them up, confusing them, or showing off how awesome he is and shoving it in everyone’s faces. Also watching people make a fool out of themselves. And going to where he has power and safety (control rooms, becoming a mayor in one timeline) and lighting chaos fireworks.
[Currently wants] Adequate pay, sushi, a girl who isn’t a girl or a teen or a stick or a whale or has braces or whines or nags.
[Current occupation] Sergeant major in a militaristic crime organization.
[Random trivia] His sleeping habits are as follows: relatively light sleeper, rolls around and flails and throws things, kicks his legs out. Very active sleeping. Pretends to sleepwalk.
relationships with people
[Sexuality] Heterosexual.
[Love interest(s)] None at the moment.
[Lust interest(s)] Death’s sister.
[Close friends] General Grey, General White.
[Other friends] Captain Yellow, Lieutenant Colonel Brown, Sergeant Midnight, Ninja Murasaki.
[Acquaintances] Commander Red, Assistant/Staff Officer/Adjutant/Whatever Black, Colonel Violet, Colonel Silver, Major Metallitron, the Gold twins…
[Enemies] General Grey, Death, General Blue (privately), General Onyx (he’s too suave).
[Family] Dad, Denes, Mom, Charlotte (dead).
list of likes/dislikes
[Favourite food] Chocolate.
[Favourite colour] Yellow.
[Favourite movies] Nonsense action, B horror movies, video game movies. Azure enjoys laughing about dead logic, plot convenience absurdities, overdramatic pan shots, and readily announcing most of this is his usual. But sometimes even he waits until he and whoever his theater companion is are out of it. Azure can do appropriateness. Really.
[Favourite books] The childrens’ book about the tree who gave a boy its apples over time, various sci-fi books, books of animal trivia, secretly The Old Man And The Sea. Azure doesn’t read a lot of books - his time is taken up by exciting scandals and dynamic battlefronts.
[Favourite music] Electronic, kids’, and agreement to one of his scamming business deals. Music to his ears!
[Favourite animal] Raccoon.
[Favourite weather] Warm and bright and sunny, so Azure can drag surly or whiny people around and bother them outside. Also cold and dark and rainy, so he has an excuse to stay inside in case anyone wants to do the same to him.
[Favourite sport/physical activity] Evading work.
[Favourite date spot] Either night clubs (DANCING WHOO) or his personal airship (that he stole). Sometimes just wandering down the street until they find something interesting. Or the mall. Yeah there’s lots of stuff at a mall.
[Preferred type] Cute with low sex drive.
[Disliked food] Cherries.
[Disliked colour] Red and black.
[Disliked movies] Greatly outnumber the ones he likes, and he defends those ardently.
[Disliked books] Self-help books, those delusional optimistic on human nature ([name]’s mean because he needs a friend!), and checkbooks.
[Disliked music] Gloomy doomy and classical.
[Disliked animal] No animal has done him notable harm.
[Disliked weather] What he can’t get away from.
[Disliked sport/physical activity] Pool and vicious work.
[Disliked date spot] Restaurants, houses (unless it's haunted/abandoned), theaters.
[Disliked type] Emoticons, excessive punctuation, and whiny, clingy girls.
personal interview with character
What is your earliest memory? Waking up next to the laundry machine that exploded on. I was in a fucking basket. Why the shit?
What was your biggest disillusion as a child? …Mom.
What's one thing no one knows about you? Shit man, don’t try me!
What's one thing everyone assumes about you that isn't true? That I’m a loser. HEY, everyone meaning just three people.
What's one thing you wish you could stop? Commercials.
What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have? Pull more than one over General Onyx. I mean all I’ve been able to do is frame Staff Sergeant Orange and make everyone believe he stole Onyx’s watch.
What are you a sucker for? Technology. Chocolate. Hell I’d go right for chocolate technology! Then I’d win the “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve eaten” contest bettings by saying, “I ATE MY SPEAKERS.” But they were chocolate and the other morons don’t need to know that. And I’d probably find them in another timeline, or dimension if I really don’t want to risk being caught. Easy enough.
What's your biggest pet peeve? A lot of little things annoy me. Like being interrupted in the middle of a very important rage explosion. Or having skydiving gear vanish mid-fall. Middles. Christ I hate middles.
What is your most prized possession? Cell phone. You want happiness? I can dial it up!
What can absolutely make your day, no matter what? I make the day’s day.
What's the worst part of your life right now? Murder quota.
Do you have or want children? Don’t have, may want. A long, long time from now. Kinda have a problem letting past girls go.
If/when you ever have children, what is one thing you absolutely want to teach them? Look out for your own interests before anyone else’s. If other people don’t, if they fuck themselves over or forget and fall in a goddamn ditch, it’s their fault. (But offer to help if you see benefit. Like if their favor will pay your bills) Also, if someone says something stupid, call them out on it if it’ll help you. And hey, don’t let your memory die - keep it close, so when you’re 30, or 50, or 92 and dying, you’ll remember how far you’ve gone and have no regrets. Try to never regret.
What was the worst advice your father ever gave you? The best? Worst, switch to Geico. Best…hey let me determine if that exists I’ll get back to you.
When did you feel you'd finally 'come of age?' God, no clue. Wanna play jacks?
How do you feel about sex? Sex is okay, I guess. Smells like fish. My first time, neither of us knew what the fuck we were doing and I didn’t seek it out much after that.
Describe your ideal significant other. Honestly, I’d like a dense girl. Ditzy. I mean no, we wouldn’t be serious, but. Yeah so no. Ideal. Um. My ideal girl’d be smart, actually. Maybe not as much as me because gotta admit I’m hard to beat, but…yeah. I just. Want someone around who’ll stay. And who cooks better than me. Maybe she’ll have friends, too, and we’d rip off companies and mindscrew the universe together.
How do you deal with depression, stress or sadness? I stay away from people ‘til it’s gone. As for what I do I just play console and handhelds.
How do you think of yourself? I use my head you moron! As for WHAT I think of myself (that’s the real question you wanted to ask), I’m pretty damn great. Always there for me.
How do your friends think of you? I’m an ass, I murder pride, I’m too winning for my jetpack, I should be stupid more often, I’m always where I want me to be (and often where others need me so I can save their sorry little asses), my hair owns all others, I’m the champion awesome radiator, I’m innocent as charged.
How do your enemies think of you? Same.
Who is your biggest role model? I don’t have one, don’t need one. Why aspire to act like someone else when I’m fine?
What is your biggest accomplishment to date? Want the list?
What has been your most humbling experience to date? Nothing you can use against me.
What will it take for you to die happy? Eternal life.
What would you rather be doing right now? What wouldn’t I!
appearance
[Height] 5’4”
[Weight] 129 lbs.
[Hair] Blue and praised.
[Eyes] Green.
[Skin] More on the dark side than light.
[Clothing]
Blue jean jacket, neon green shirt often left unbuttoned at the collar (white buttons), red jeans. Yes, red jeans. White belt, yellow buckle. His shoes are terrific, and the most consistent thing about them are a red dot at the heel and neon yellow sole. He also often wears a sleek metal backpack jetpack thing - its wings fold up inside it. Additionally, Azure’s jacket buttons are literally so. They’re magical.
general information
[Name] Jalil Degraso Azure.
[Age] 25.
[Birthdate] June 13.
[Birthplace] Hospital.
[Nationality] Ignoring Dragonball world specificities, American.
[Home Town] A neighborhood well populated with adults to deceive. Its bad side overtook its good side, though - street smarts were auxiliary school.
[Bloodtype] AB+.
[Dominant Hand] Right, but switches anyway.
[Eyesight] So-so.
[Languages] English, Swahili, money.
[Accent] Lies.
[Voice Actor] N/A.
[Default Color] Yellow.
personality traits
[Basic nature] Testy, excitable, grounded in reality. Loosens up if things go for a while.
[Body Language] Reeking of showoff with a pinch of relaxed and the occasional wall-building with hunched shoulders and miffed air. Or fluid wiggling in the form of dancing.
[Dominant character traits] Complaining, temperamental, circumventive prankster.
[Laugh] Loud, infectious, spirited.
[Sense of humour] Cutting, overall mean, causing trouble. Both verbal and physical humor. Usually the latter, and SWISH!ing onto the scene, kicking someone so they burst out crying, then running away laughing. Azure’s only malicious with General Grey, though. And even then it’s subdued. Well. There’s General Copper, too. Kind of. Copper is verbal cutting. Lieutenant Colonel Brown is prime bother bait as well. BASICALLY, Azure isn’t too fond of bathroom humor, but pain and misfortune is LAWLS. Along with practically everything else. And Azure takes measures to cause it.
[Temper] Flaring and explosive, but simmers quick.
[Ambitions] Never yield to haunting desire to resurrect his mom. Get as much money as he can. Don’t kill anyone next week. Swindle Colonel Violet. Avoid General Copper and Muscle Tower for a month. Find another timeline/dimension without a personification of death. Assimilate self into another Red Ribbon Army (via timeline hopping), come back to home, see if anyone missed him. Infiltrate village for practice in emotional attachment distancing. Trick Colonel Silver.
[Philosophy of life] Take what you can, give nothing back! Except emotions. Reciprocation can be useful.
[Enneagram] Eight or Six.
[Enneagram With A Wing] Seven or, hey, Seven.
[Alignment] Chaotic Neutral.
[Arcana] Probably Magician.
[Tropes] Buy Them Off, Catch Phrase, Proud To Be A Geek, The Gimmick, Jerkass Has A Point, Leaning On The Furniture, Life Of The Party, Nobody Calls Me Chicken, Saying Sound Effects Out Loud, Sweet Tooth, Took A Level In Kindness, Understanding Boyfriend, Undying Loyalty, We Used To Be Friends, We Do The Impossible, Wrong Name Outburst, The Cynic…
[Sun sign] Gemini.
[Decanate] 10 to 19 degrees.
[Moon sign] Virgo.
[Rising sign] Aries.
[Introvert/extrovert] Extrovert.
[Intuitive/reasoning] Intuitive.
[Optimist/pessimist] Wavers between. Often pessimist.
[Tense/relaxed] Relaxed. Or slightly tense. Depends on what adventure he’s been dragged into.
[Serious/carefree] Carefree most of the time.
skills - interests - habits
[Abilities] Causing trouble, giving people/the world direction, spreading curiosity, catching tossed cereal O’s.
[Talents] Persuasion, making everything so weird, redirecting focus to avoid responsibility, fixing things mechanically.
[Educational background] College degree in Screwenomics.
[Best subject] Computer game design, finding faults, himself.
[Worst subject] Caring, Humanities.
[Cooking] Goes out to dinner with friends, usually uses someone else’s money to pay or convinces his companions he didn’t bring enough or thought it was someone else’s turn to pay. Azure’s only cooked, like, popcorn, breakfast burritos, Ramen, raviolis, and toaster strudels. He makes pretty good raviolis, though, and would be a good cook if he didn't have friends or family to guilt.
[Musical talents] The songs of chaos, disorder, and othersuch self-esteem maiming cacophony madnesses. Also kaching.
[Habits] Conning, blaming everyone, tinkering with electronics. Additionally, dancing is the Thing To Do when no other Things can be Done.
[Description of bedroom] Strangely organized. Two-person bed (all for himself), blue frame and yellow sheets, dresser, the top of which is full of cards, some in stacks, some scattered, some in pyramids. Also there’d be a toy orange fire truck behind the dresser.
[Does he/she make his/her own bed?] Azure flings the covers in a flourish of blindness.
[Scents (shampoo/cologne/lotion/etc.)] Shampoo, strawberry scented.
[Daily rituals] Recount money, check through possessions, check in with soldiers, dance at noon, treadmill at 1 PM, leg exercises at 2, unload weapons of soldiers in his office building, lock all doors in his office, check traps, set new ones. Additionally, go where he’s not supposed to be (take a friend!), raise morale of his troops, plan Battleship competition.
[Spends money on] A lot of things. Whether or not the money is his own is another matter.
[Favorite Haunts] Brown’s base, his base. Mostly his base.
[Entertainment of choice] Bothering everyone. Either tricking them, riling them up, confusing them, or showing off how awesome he is and shoving it in everyone’s faces. Also watching people make a fool out of themselves. And going to where he has power and safety (control rooms, becoming a mayor in one timeline) and lighting chaos fireworks.
[Currently wants] Adequate pay, sushi, a girl who isn’t a girl or a teen or a stick or a whale or has braces or whines or nags.
[Current occupation] Sergeant major in a militaristic crime organization.
[Random trivia] His sleeping habits are as follows: relatively light sleeper, rolls around and flails and throws things, kicks his legs out. Very active sleeping. Pretends to sleepwalk.
relationships with people
[Sexuality] Heterosexual.
[Love interest(s)] None at the moment.
[Lust interest(s)] Death’s sister.
[Close friends] General Grey, General White.
[Other friends] Captain Yellow, Lieutenant Colonel Brown, Sergeant Midnight, Ninja Murasaki.
[Acquaintances] Commander Red, Assistant/Staff Officer/Adjutant/Whatever Black, Colonel Violet, Colonel Silver, Major Metallitron, the Gold twins…
[Enemies] General Grey, Death, General Blue (privately), General Onyx (he’s too suave).
[Family] Dad, Denes, Mom, Charlotte (dead).
list of likes/dislikes
[Favourite food] Chocolate.
[Favourite colour] Yellow.
[Favourite movies] Nonsense action, B horror movies, video game movies. Azure enjoys laughing about dead logic, plot convenience absurdities, overdramatic pan shots, and readily announcing most of this is his usual. But sometimes even he waits until he and whoever his theater companion is are out of it. Azure can do appropriateness. Really.
[Favourite books] The childrens’ book about the tree who gave a boy its apples over time, various sci-fi books, books of animal trivia, secretly The Old Man And The Sea. Azure doesn’t read a lot of books - his time is taken up by exciting scandals and dynamic battlefronts.
[Favourite music] Electronic, kids’, and agreement to one of his scamming business deals. Music to his ears!
[Favourite animal] Raccoon.
[Favourite weather] Warm and bright and sunny, so Azure can drag surly or whiny people around and bother them outside. Also cold and dark and rainy, so he has an excuse to stay inside in case anyone wants to do the same to him.
[Favourite sport/physical activity] Evading work.
[Favourite date spot] Either night clubs (DANCING WHOO) or his personal airship (that he stole). Sometimes just wandering down the street until they find something interesting. Or the mall. Yeah there’s lots of stuff at a mall.
[Preferred type] Cute with low sex drive.
[Disliked food] Cherries.
[Disliked colour] Red and black.
[Disliked movies] Greatly outnumber the ones he likes, and he defends those ardently.
[Disliked books] Self-help books, those delusional optimistic on human nature ([name]’s mean because he needs a friend!), and checkbooks.
[Disliked music] Gloomy doomy and classical.
[Disliked animal] No animal has done him notable harm.
[Disliked weather] What he can’t get away from.
[Disliked sport/physical activity] Pool and vicious work.
[Disliked date spot] Restaurants, houses (unless it's haunted/abandoned), theaters.
[Disliked type] Emoticons, excessive punctuation, and whiny, clingy girls.
personal interview with character
What is your earliest memory? Waking up next to the laundry machine that exploded on. I was in a fucking basket. Why the shit?
What was your biggest disillusion as a child? …Mom.
What's one thing no one knows about you? Shit man, don’t try me!
What's one thing everyone assumes about you that isn't true? That I’m a loser. HEY, everyone meaning just three people.
What's one thing you wish you could stop? Commercials.
What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have? Pull more than one over General Onyx. I mean all I’ve been able to do is frame Staff Sergeant Orange and make everyone believe he stole Onyx’s watch.
What are you a sucker for? Technology. Chocolate. Hell I’d go right for chocolate technology! Then I’d win the “What’s the weirdest thing you’ve eaten” contest bettings by saying, “I ATE MY SPEAKERS.” But they were chocolate and the other morons don’t need to know that. And I’d probably find them in another timeline, or dimension if I really don’t want to risk being caught. Easy enough.
What's your biggest pet peeve? A lot of little things annoy me. Like being interrupted in the middle of a very important rage explosion. Or having skydiving gear vanish mid-fall. Middles. Christ I hate middles.
What is your most prized possession? Cell phone. You want happiness? I can dial it up!
What can absolutely make your day, no matter what? I make the day’s day.
What's the worst part of your life right now? Murder quota.
Do you have or want children? Don’t have, may want. A long, long time from now. Kinda have a problem letting past girls go.
If/when you ever have children, what is one thing you absolutely want to teach them? Look out for your own interests before anyone else’s. If other people don’t, if they fuck themselves over or forget and fall in a goddamn ditch, it’s their fault. (But offer to help if you see benefit. Like if their favor will pay your bills) Also, if someone says something stupid, call them out on it if it’ll help you. And hey, don’t let your memory die - keep it close, so when you’re 30, or 50, or 92 and dying, you’ll remember how far you’ve gone and have no regrets. Try to never regret.
What was the worst advice your father ever gave you? The best? Worst, switch to Geico. Best…hey let me determine if that exists I’ll get back to you.
When did you feel you'd finally 'come of age?' God, no clue. Wanna play jacks?
How do you feel about sex? Sex is okay, I guess. Smells like fish. My first time, neither of us knew what the fuck we were doing and I didn’t seek it out much after that.
Describe your ideal significant other. Honestly, I’d like a dense girl. Ditzy. I mean no, we wouldn’t be serious, but. Yeah so no. Ideal. Um. My ideal girl’d be smart, actually. Maybe not as much as me because gotta admit I’m hard to beat, but…yeah. I just. Want someone around who’ll stay. And who cooks better than me. Maybe she’ll have friends, too, and we’d rip off companies and mindscrew the universe together.
How do you deal with depression, stress or sadness? I stay away from people ‘til it’s gone. As for what I do I just play console and handhelds.
How do you think of yourself? I use my head you moron! As for WHAT I think of myself (that’s the real question you wanted to ask), I’m pretty damn great. Always there for me.
How do your friends think of you? I’m an ass, I murder pride, I’m too winning for my jetpack, I should be stupid more often, I’m always where I want me to be (and often where others need me so I can save their sorry little asses), my hair owns all others, I’m the champion awesome radiator, I’m innocent as charged.
How do your enemies think of you? Same.
Who is your biggest role model? I don’t have one, don’t need one. Why aspire to act like someone else when I’m fine?
What is your biggest accomplishment to date? Want the list?
What has been your most humbling experience to date? Nothing you can use against me.
What will it take for you to die happy? Eternal life.
What would you rather be doing right now? What wouldn’t I!
appearance
[Height] 5’4”
[Weight] 129 lbs.
[Hair] Blue and praised.
[Eyes] Green.
[Skin] More on the dark side than light.
[Clothing]
Blue jean jacket, neon green shirt often left unbuttoned at the collar (white buttons), red jeans. Yes, red jeans. White belt, yellow buckle. His shoes are terrific, and the most consistent thing about them are a red dot at the heel and neon yellow sole. He also often wears a sleek metal backpack jetpack thing - its wings fold up inside it. Additionally, Azure’s jacket buttons are literally so. They’re magical.