On the relatively transient thoughts which occur to the inebriated mind.

Jul 14, 2007 00:04

Note to self

1. Am drunk.
2. Have drunk significant ammount of rum.
3. Perhaps too much.
4. Will continue drinking.
5. What? it's amusing.
6. No one answering drunk dials, I require more willing victims.
7. Did talk to friends from texas.
8. I was thinking of quoting a line from Aladin randomly here, but am too drunk to remember any.
9. Have decided to qoute shakespear instead.
10. Accidently deleted quote of Shakespear, too lazy to repeat.
11. Thought of giving brief history lesson on War of 1812 naval actions.
12. Briefly confused war of 1812 with Revolutionary War.
12a. Had fond memories of listening to Eddie Izzard.
13. In my drunkeness re-types #12 and then remembered the folly of my ways.
14. Have at some point in this post decided to treat this as stream of consiousness(sp? yeah, I used a lame AOL markup for "I'm too fucking stupid to spell this word right now.)
15. Realized have used wrong form of "too" in #3, have edited.
16. Briefly considered shaving beard.
17. Remembered have shaved beard earlier in the month.
18. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother. Be he ne'er so vile this day will gentle his condition. and gentlemen in england, now abed will think themselves accursed when this day is named, and blah blah.
19. Recent Shakespear quote not as polished at previous one.,
20. Have continued to consume alcahol.
21. Why is no one answering my calls?
22. Have decided to post post, and continue drinking.
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