COUSINS?
It's been quite a long time since I did this last. However, it obviously wasn't enough, because for some reason, I have obviously chosen to continue it. Y'know, with the evidence being this post. Whack.
No one's been asking me how I am, so I'm going to pretend that people are interested, and answer all of their non-existant questions for them!
Q: Where the hell have you been?
A: I was on tour with ASOB from September 19th to October 19th. Highlights included driving a boat and jetskiing for free in ELDON, MISSOURI. I got to use the free shit because my name is Eldon. Honest.
Q: Weren't you supposed to be gone longer? It's better when you're gone. Why didn't you just stay in Eldon, loser?
A: Medical emergencies (including one from me! great!) brought us home from Phoenix. Yikes! Worst drive ever! Believe me, I would have stayed in Eldon if I could have.
Q: Was LA cool?
A: The only thing I liked about LA was the homeless people. They were really nice, and considerate. I also enjoyed that there weren't many tourists. Everyone on the streets was from LA. Nothing like New York. Oh, and I met a personal guitar hero, Omar Rodriguez, at the Hollywood Guitar Center. Spoke with him for 5-10 minutes, but he couldn't come to our Knitting Factory show because his band was going to SOUTH AMERICA.
Q: What are you doing now?
A: That's a good question. Let me see if I can figure that out. I got home and almost immediately started looking for a full-time job. Guitar Center looked like a good one, so I got that. I haven't started working there because of paperwork complications, but I'll be on the schedule starting Monday.
Q: Full-time job? What about ASOB?
A: Read the news post from 11/17/04 at http://www.asobrock.com and if you have any further questions I will answer them for you, as will anyone else in the band. Personally, I need money because everything I own is broken, up to and including all of my music equipment. Plus, I have a girlfriend who has been covering my ass financially for a year and I'd like to repay the favor. Plus, I can't just sit around this house anymore having nothing to do. Except drink coffee. I do a lot of that. And smoking. I guess not much has changed.
Q: Can I buy something using your discount?
A: No.
Q: Don't you have that other band? The one that no one is going to like?
A: Yeah. I'll spare you the link. If you want to know more about it, drop a reply.
Q: You previously stated that no one's been asking you anything. Why are you doing this?
A: This interview is over. Turn off the cameras. Don't touch me. Hey! HEY! DON'T TOUCH ME.
No one's been asking me how I am, so I'm going to pretend that people are interested, and answer all of their non-existant questions for them!
Q: Where the hell have you been?
A: I was on tour with ASOB from September 19th to October 19th. Highlights included driving a boat and jetskiing for free in ELDON, MISSOURI. I got to use the free shit because my name is Eldon. Honest.
Q: Weren't you supposed to be gone longer? It's better when you're gone. Why didn't you just stay in Eldon, loser?
A: Medical emergencies (including one from me! great!) brought us home from Phoenix. Yikes! Worst drive ever! Believe me, I would have stayed in Eldon if I could have.
Q: Was LA cool?
A: The only thing I liked about LA was the homeless people. They were really nice, and considerate. I also enjoyed that there weren't many tourists. Everyone on the streets was from LA. Nothing like New York. Oh, and I met a personal guitar hero, Omar Rodriguez, at the Hollywood Guitar Center. Spoke with him for 5-10 minutes, but he couldn't come to our Knitting Factory show because his band was going to SOUTH AMERICA.
Q: What are you doing now?
A: That's a good question. Let me see if I can figure that out. I got home and almost immediately started looking for a full-time job. Guitar Center looked like a good one, so I got that. I haven't started working there because of paperwork complications, but I'll be on the schedule starting Monday.
Q: Full-time job? What about ASOB?
A: Read the news post from 11/17/04 at http://www.asobrock.com and if you have any further questions I will answer them for you, as will anyone else in the band. Personally, I need money because everything I own is broken, up to and including all of my music equipment. Plus, I have a girlfriend who has been covering my ass financially for a year and I'd like to repay the favor. Plus, I can't just sit around this house anymore having nothing to do. Except drink coffee. I do a lot of that. And smoking. I guess not much has changed.
Q: Can I buy something using your discount?
A: No.
Q: Don't you have that other band? The one that no one is going to like?
A: Yeah. I'll spare you the link. If you want to know more about it, drop a reply.
Q: You previously stated that no one's been asking you anything. Why are you doing this?
A: This interview is over. Turn off the cameras. Don't touch me. Hey! HEY! DON'T TOUCH ME.