I have definitely learned something today.

[horizonline]

I knew something was missing. I could feel it like an emptiness. And then Jonathan Mann was there to tell me what it was.

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I'm so happy now.

But for those of you who, like me, need some context for these feelings, this helped me.

But ... wait.
Are we talking about the same person?

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I'm all confused again

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[beer_sn0b]

cafferty is my sugar daddy...

[auraphage]

.. ...

... .. Really?

Is the sex decent?

[horizonline]

Because all I think when I look at that guy is a real-life version of the Christian dad from I Heart Huckabees ... (er ... that guy but DOESN'T have his head in his bum).

[beer_sn0b]

no, not really. but some of the stuff he says puts me in a fit of giggles and that's good enough.

[horizonline]

and how's the money?

[beer_sn0b]

what money. we have no money.

[horizonline]

oh. I thought sugar daddies paid their ... um ... sugar daughters.