Dear Billie Joe,
You know that I adore you and would have your little bastard Billie Joe babies if that's what you wanted, but we need to talk.
Point Number 1:
It's no secret that I love eyeliner on guys, but really, there is such a thing as too much.
Point Number 2:
They're called scissors. Please use them. Thank you.
Remembering When I Could Actually See Your Face,
Jamie