Ingredients:
3 ice cubes
1 cup soy milk
1 cup coffee (lukewarm)
1 cup soda
Recipe:
Pour Coffee over ice. Needs cream, so pour milk over coffee and shake the glass around sadly, because it's only about half full. You're thirsty, but instead of pouring in more milk or making a new batch of coffee, pour in like a half can of soda.
Now, my friend, you are ready for anything.