so we have kwento
Today, oh today.
Can we just share. We had such an adventure today.
So in another burst of randomness, Aie, Em, Sevi and I decided to go Trinoma! Because what better way to start the week than with Taco Bell and Dairy Queen, right? Kim, Diego and Yvette came with us, and the seven of us crammed ourselves into a taxi (me and Yvette in front, the rest of them squished at the back) and prayed we wouldn't get stopped by the MMDA.
As we were travelling along C-5...
Manong Driver: Ay! Sa Trinoma pala kayo noh!
EH PUTA WE WERE IN EASTWOOD NA. HAHAHA
We turn to head the other way through EDSA. About halfway there, the driver asked us to roll down our windows... which was promptly followed by the TAXI DYING ON US. IN THE MIDDLE OF EDSA. HAHAHAHA
And what else was there to do but push the damn thing. So Sevi, Em, and Diego to go out of the taxi and... push. WHAT A MOMENT. Hindi ko kinaya. Hahahaha. Nothing else to do but get out of the vehicle and flag another taxi.
We get to Trinoma without further incident and have our cheesy fiesta potatoes and tacos and blizzards in peace. We thought the adventures for the night were over, but NOOOOO
We wisely took two taxis this time. We were on the dark road home when our taxi driver, an old man, decided to switch lanes and consequently hit a man on a motorcycle. It threw him a bit of balance, but he was able clamber back on his bike unharmed.. and STARE DOWN THE DRIVER. The traffic light turned green, and as were about to drive away he PUNCHED THE PASSENGER SEAT WINDOW. PUTA
Not content, motorcycle guy followed our taxi and continued to stare down Manong Driver. Manong Driver finally stopped, and...
Motorcycle Guy: Sa susunod mag-signal ka! Pasalamat ka walang nangyari sa akin!
Manong Driver: Ano, gusto mo may mangyari sa'yo???
PUTA NAGHAMON PA NG AWAY yung matandang taxi driver. OMG. We all thought the motorcycle guy was going to pull a gun us or something. Oh my God. HINDI KO KINAYA. HAHAHAHA
And that ends my kwento. I have a lot more to say but I guess it'll have to wait. Minamadali na ko. HAHAHAHA
bow!
Can we just share. We had such an adventure today.
So in another burst of randomness, Aie, Em, Sevi and I decided to go Trinoma! Because what better way to start the week than with Taco Bell and Dairy Queen, right? Kim, Diego and Yvette came with us, and the seven of us crammed ourselves into a taxi (me and Yvette in front, the rest of them squished at the back) and prayed we wouldn't get stopped by the MMDA.
As we were travelling along C-5...
Manong Driver: Ay! Sa Trinoma pala kayo noh!
EH PUTA WE WERE IN EASTWOOD NA. HAHAHA
We turn to head the other way through EDSA. About halfway there, the driver asked us to roll down our windows... which was promptly followed by the TAXI DYING ON US. IN THE MIDDLE OF EDSA. HAHAHAHA
And what else was there to do but push the damn thing. So Sevi, Em, and Diego to go out of the taxi and... push. WHAT A MOMENT. Hindi ko kinaya. Hahahaha. Nothing else to do but get out of the vehicle and flag another taxi.
We get to Trinoma without further incident and have our cheesy fiesta potatoes and tacos and blizzards in peace. We thought the adventures for the night were over, but NOOOOO
We wisely took two taxis this time. We were on the dark road home when our taxi driver, an old man, decided to switch lanes and consequently hit a man on a motorcycle. It threw him a bit of balance, but he was able clamber back on his bike unharmed.. and STARE DOWN THE DRIVER. The traffic light turned green, and as were about to drive away he PUNCHED THE PASSENGER SEAT WINDOW. PUTA
Not content, motorcycle guy followed our taxi and continued to stare down Manong Driver. Manong Driver finally stopped, and...
Motorcycle Guy: Sa susunod mag-signal ka! Pasalamat ka walang nangyari sa akin!
Manong Driver: Ano, gusto mo may mangyari sa'yo???
PUTA NAGHAMON PA NG AWAY yung matandang taxi driver. OMG. We all thought the motorcycle guy was going to pull a gun us or something. Oh my God. HINDI KO KINAYA. HAHAHAHA
And that ends my kwento. I have a lot more to say but I guess it'll have to wait. Minamadali na ko. HAHAHAHA
bow!