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Dear City Hall,
My name is Caitlin Andrews, and I am a concerned citizen of Elmhurst, IL. I am a student at York High School, and sadly, am demeaned to taking the bus after school. Being on most likely the most obnoxious, horrible, hell-hole of a bus York has to offer, I would like to suggest a change.
On the Corner of West Ave. and Elm Park avenue, there are some train tracks and this big giant quarry. The road is all cracked and disgusting, and makes the bus bounce abnormally which causes my tits to bounce with it. This is so extremely painful, and I live through this torture every day.
If we could possibly fix this problem by cementing that road to make it nice and smooth, my tits will be extremely thankful for they won't end up sagging to my knees when I'm thirty. Believe me, neither of us want that.
Sincerely,
Caitlin Andrews
My name is Caitlin Andrews, and I am a concerned citizen of Elmhurst, IL. I am a student at York High School, and sadly, am demeaned to taking the bus after school. Being on most likely the most obnoxious, horrible, hell-hole of a bus York has to offer, I would like to suggest a change.
On the Corner of West Ave. and Elm Park avenue, there are some train tracks and this big giant quarry. The road is all cracked and disgusting, and makes the bus bounce abnormally which causes my tits to bounce with it. This is so extremely painful, and I live through this torture every day.
If we could possibly fix this problem by cementing that road to make it nice and smooth, my tits will be extremely thankful for they won't end up sagging to my knees when I'm thirty. Believe me, neither of us want that.
Sincerely,
Caitlin Andrews