State Fair, milk...
So, Marit and I went to the state fair today, and had a lovely time, until I decided that it was time for me to break my record of 7 glasses of the "all you can drink milk"...which meant that I had to drink 8. So, the glasses...they're 12 oz. glasses...and drinking 8 of them means that I needed to consume 96 fluid ounces of the stuff. Well, finally...after nearly vomiting countless times, and watching some pansy ass boys (the one d00d was on his 5th glass, and finished, and the other d00d was on his 6th when he proceeded to vomit into a garbage can. My sister inquired as to how many glasses he had taken, at which point I was on my 7th...and he responded "6".) attempt to match me in drinking abilities. They failed! So, I managed to drink 3/4 of a gallon of milk in one day. If there is any other way to ruin milk for someone...I'd like to try it, because at the moment, if I never see it again, it will surely be too soon.
So...as list of poison that entered my body:
-6 individual cheese curds (I had only tried them once before, and apparently it's a Marit staple...so I went with it. As long as I completely ignore what they are, it's all right...otherwise I'm fucked.)
-half of a shaved ice thing (peach and strawberry flavored, split with Marit...the peach was incredible! w00t.)
-a couple of Kelli's curly fries...which were...bad...
-a split bag of mini donuts/doughnuts with Marit (I don't see the attraction...)
-dippin' dots (staple)
and
-96 oz of milk (2%!!!! AHH! POISON! AHH! SAVE ME!!!)
So, needless to say, today is a vomit desiring day.
Now we're off to game night after which Marit, Jenny, Molly and I will watch Pete's Dragon and eat Tofu Noodle Soup.
Jessie, my darling: I have very little battery power in the phizone. I'll turn it on after Pete's Dragon...so probably 1:30 ish or 2 in the a-m. If you would like to get a hold of me, you can call the number that is currently in your phone...because I left you a brief message this afternoon.
That is all.
So...as list of poison that entered my body:
-6 individual cheese curds (I had only tried them once before, and apparently it's a Marit staple...so I went with it. As long as I completely ignore what they are, it's all right...otherwise I'm fucked.)
-half of a shaved ice thing (peach and strawberry flavored, split with Marit...the peach was incredible! w00t.)
-a couple of Kelli's curly fries...which were...bad...
-a split bag of mini donuts/doughnuts with Marit (I don't see the attraction...)
-dippin' dots (staple)
and
-96 oz of milk (2%!!!! AHH! POISON! AHH! SAVE ME!!!)
So, needless to say, today is a vomit desiring day.
Now we're off to game night after which Marit, Jenny, Molly and I will watch Pete's Dragon and eat Tofu Noodle Soup.
Jessie, my darling: I have very little battery power in the phizone. I'll turn it on after Pete's Dragon...so probably 1:30 ish or 2 in the a-m. If you would like to get a hold of me, you can call the number that is currently in your phone...because I left you a brief message this afternoon.
That is all.