Found
THIS, at random. Made night. Made world. The end.
BIG NOTE (in case the link gets fed back in some way and someone raises an eyebrow): I am not being sarcastic in this entry. I am truly, genuinely, holy-shit-really-cracking-up-at-the-computer-screen amused, and not at all irritated or ready to throw a fit. I think this is one of the funniest things I've read and I almost want to thank the person for putting the time and effort (quite painful, I know it was) into making the parody, although god knows that if I did, the creator/community would still take it as my being pissed and start to make fun of me rather than my unholy creation. And that would be when things lose the humor and that's never fun.
While I will say, in vague defense, that I wrote Collisions a long time ago (going on six years now, I do believe) and that Hope Conor was the very first character I ever tried writing, period, even I know that the story and girl were shit as far as development goes. It was a crap idea with a crap foundation created in a crap time in my life when I needed a real good distraction, and I got it-- but rather than at the expense of myself, or anyone who enjoyed or hated it, I'm glad it's also being laughed at. It could use a good laugh.
We all could, I think.