i just resisted the temptation to eat profiteroles. be proud.
woah anyone see that human mutants show on channel four tonight? that was awesome. i have to go to the mutant museum in amsterdam. seriously, fuckedupness is pretty damn interesting. i particularly like mermaid syndrome. oooh and the three eyed pig. that was cool.
haha this spider, about <-----> big just crawled onto my computer screen. it kinda freaked me out though because the only light was coming from the screen and i thought i felt something move past my hand on the mouse a minute ago. it's kinda pretty though so i don't mind. aww it's slipping down now. maybe i should put it outside. poor bastard.
eugh i am turning girly. i shall stop spending time with angelina. today she and tom made me get my makeup done by this incredibly nice but slightly scary woman at the 'benefit'TM counter today. she was apalled by my lack of makeup knowledge though. some of the stuff she put on my face was like eighteen squid a pot. kerazee schizzle mofo. then we went shoe shopping. and clothes shopping. and prom dress shopping.
but i bought THE loveliest bra. it's black with pink polka dots and a pink bow in the middle. totally un-me. but nice. it's kinda a bra that is worn to be seen by someone else if you know what i mean.
stooooopid me left it too late to get my prom dress and it's gone! some bugger bought it. and they have none left, and they can't order one. so we have to call all the other stores to find one. i'm such a twunt.
but...i resisted buying another cd, yay me! is it wrong that i have built up a rapport with the manager of hmv because i buy so many cds? i love our little chats whilst he is sorting out my discount. he did wave and smile at me as i walked out though <3
but i made dinner tonight and it was tastier than a tasty thing. grilled salmon with spaghetti a la tasha. not that i flavoured the pasta with me or anything. i mean it was my concotion of a sauce. and it was great. so ner.
big brother is such a master of time suckage.
okay i just gave in to the temptation to eat the profiteroles. bollocks to it.
haha this spider, about <-----> big just crawled onto my computer screen. it kinda freaked me out though because the only light was coming from the screen and i thought i felt something move past my hand on the mouse a minute ago. it's kinda pretty though so i don't mind. aww it's slipping down now. maybe i should put it outside. poor bastard.
eugh i am turning girly. i shall stop spending time with angelina. today she and tom made me get my makeup done by this incredibly nice but slightly scary woman at the 'benefit'TM counter today. she was apalled by my lack of makeup knowledge though. some of the stuff she put on my face was like eighteen squid a pot. kerazee schizzle mofo. then we went shoe shopping. and clothes shopping. and prom dress shopping.
but i bought THE loveliest bra. it's black with pink polka dots and a pink bow in the middle. totally un-me. but nice. it's kinda a bra that is worn to be seen by someone else if you know what i mean.
stooooopid me left it too late to get my prom dress and it's gone! some bugger bought it. and they have none left, and they can't order one. so we have to call all the other stores to find one. i'm such a twunt.
but...i resisted buying another cd, yay me! is it wrong that i have built up a rapport with the manager of hmv because i buy so many cds? i love our little chats whilst he is sorting out my discount. he did wave and smile at me as i walked out though <3
but i made dinner tonight and it was tastier than a tasty thing. grilled salmon with spaghetti a la tasha. not that i flavoured the pasta with me or anything. i mean it was my concotion of a sauce. and it was great. so ner.
big brother is such a master of time suckage.
okay i just gave in to the temptation to eat the profiteroles. bollocks to it.