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May 06, 2006 18:04

I meant to post this a couple of days ago. Third night we're in the apartment, I think, I caught Domynic online and we talked very briefly, and then I said I had to go run to the store with Jeff, that I'd brb. Went in the other room to put my shoes on, and this is what I came back to on the screen maybe 30 seconds later.

(my MSN name) penis
(my MSN name) penis
(my MSN name) penis
(my MSN name) omg penis
(my MSN name) I love penis
(my MSN name) in my mouth please
(
atrocious_angel 's MSN name) Hi Jeff

Domynic didn't even miss a beat. I adore him.

Just so you know, Jeff is rather fond of jumping on my messengers and writing things such as "I love the cock" or "I fucking hate you and I wish you'd die, bitch."

Just follow Nic's fine example and don't even blink. It's not me, it's the Asian I live with.

Unless we're having a discussion about how much we both love penis...then, okay, it might work in that context. Or if I, y'know, fucking hate you and wish you'd die. Bitch. Then I'm serious. But chances are, if I wish you'd die, that statement isn't going to catch you offguard...you'll have some kind of prewarning that I hate you. So no worries, there, either.
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