I will sigh and with all creation groan as I wait for hope to come for me

[hopeletgo]

So I was originally planning on making a real life update, but I'm just not feeling it and it's not like most of you really care about that stuff. Instead, let's do a meme because I feel like I am the worst LJ friend in the history of ever.

The problem with LJ: We all think we are so close, but really we know nothing about one another. So I want

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[sociopsychotic]

HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?

[hopeletgo]

TELL ME ABOUT THIS WOODCHUCK. MY ANSWER IS DEPENDENT ON THE TYPE OF WOODCHUCK HE IS.

[sociopsychotic]

HE IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT AND PUERTO RICAN

[hopeletgo]

CAN HE SING AND DANCE?

[sociopsychotic]

ONLY THE CHARLESTON

[hopeletgo]

FAIL.

NICK J IS NOT IMPRESSED.

DOES HE HAVE A WOOD PREFERENCE?

[sociopsychotic]

MAHOGANY BUT HE WILL EAT APPLE WOOD AS WELL

[hopeletgo]

AHH, GOOD TASTE.

DOES HE PREFER THE WOOD TO BE NATURAL OR CAN HE EAT MANUFACTURED WOOD (I.E TABLES, CHAIRS, ETC)?

[sociopsychotic]

HE IS MORE OF AN ORGANIC KIND OF GUY

[hopeletgo]

I SEE.

DOES THIS WOODCHUCK HAVE A NAME?

[sociopsychotic]

HIS NAME IS JAMAL