This also explains the enigmatic message on Amelia/Summer's whiteboard...
This entry is for Aaron, who recently decided to eljay friend me and so I felt guilty about having posted nothing recently.
Thus, I present to you, The Soccer Player's Date. (since I can't remember their fucking names)
So, me, Amelia, Summer, Grant and Tyler were sitting in the hallway of the fourth floor, outside 'melia and summer's room, when one of the Soccer Players returns from the Winter Formal with his date. Nothing terribly remarkable, though Tyler does wonder if us and our ridiculous laughter at unfunny things was an embarrassment to the Soccer Player, or simply made him look better in comparison. (We reasoned that both were probably true.) A little bit later, I think Tyler had left, the Date emerges from the room and heads towards the bathroom.
We are in her way.
It becomes increasingly evident that not only had the slip underneath her sheer fabric dress become bunched up somehow but that she was not wearing any underwear.
We somehow managed to not die of laughter until the bathroom door had actually closed, possibly out of the surreal nature of the whole thing.
Needless to say, we made sure we were all standing up for her return trip, just in case.
Thus, I present to you, The Soccer Player's Date. (since I can't remember their fucking names)
So, me, Amelia, Summer, Grant and Tyler were sitting in the hallway of the fourth floor, outside 'melia and summer's room, when one of the Soccer Players returns from the Winter Formal with his date. Nothing terribly remarkable, though Tyler does wonder if us and our ridiculous laughter at unfunny things was an embarrassment to the Soccer Player, or simply made him look better in comparison. (We reasoned that both were probably true.) A little bit later, I think Tyler had left, the Date emerges from the room and heads towards the bathroom.
We are in her way.
It becomes increasingly evident that not only had the slip underneath her sheer fabric dress become bunched up somehow but that she was not wearing any underwear.
We somehow managed to not die of laughter until the bathroom door had actually closed, possibly out of the surreal nature of the whole thing.
Needless to say, we made sure we were all standing up for her return trip, just in case.