I got bored...therefore,I'm bored..."Matt logical theory 101"
So...Everytime I see someone do one of those loooooong surveys I always feel the need to do one to.Not necassarily for anyone else's benefit except my own.This way when I read this journal a month or a year from now.I will know the things that I liked or disliked....so that's my excuse....(copied from Walsh)
00: favorite turn on: Kill me with the eyes
01. favorite color: Blue
02. favorite drink: hmm....Dos Equis :)
03. favorite computer accessory: My neon light
04. favorite cookie: Peanut Butter
05. favorite author: Stephen King
06. favorite beatle: Ringo...before my time
08. favorite chipmunk: Alvin
09. favorite ice cream: I like the mints or strawberries
10. favorite lover: Ha...haven't loved,therefore there could be no lover
11. do you believe in love at first sight:Not with people
12. do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom: If you don't...go to hell
13. do you put empty cartons back in the fridge:Only to piss people off
14. do you do things you know occasionaly:I tend to do things I know...yes...constantly
WHERE THE HELL IS #15?!....I ate it
16. do you have someone else's underwear:God I hope not
17. do you associate with people you don't even like: yes...they are called customers
18. do you have any psychological disorders:If not...then I will soon surely
19. do you drink diet soda:Fuck no....communist shit there
20. do you kiss on the first date: Haven't yet
21. have you masturbated in front of someone not your lover:No...I don't love my computer
22. Broken the law:Sure....but I will never get caught...I'm black
23. have you had one too many to drink:hmm...never "one" too many...usually "several"
WHY ARE THERE TWO #23's?! Jeez....to replace #15...DUH! (Another Matt logical theory)
23. have you stuffed cocoa puffs up your nose: Sounds....dumb
24. have you backed into something: not yet
25. have you graduated high school: sometimes it's hard to tell
26. have you bitten someone until they bled: myself...fingernails
27. have you ever stolen a street sign: yes...Tanglewood and Gay road...haha...:)
28. have you ever been kissed:Is that the same as kissing someone?
29. have you ever been in a food fight: Nope
30. have you ever sucked helium:Yes yes yes
31. what are you doing: This and watching da shark...
31. what are you talking about:I'm singing
32. what are you wearing: Jeans and an awesome shirt
33. what are you craving: Beer to be exact....and a car bomb would be nice
35. what are you lacking: Read above
36. what are you going to do after this:You can make an assumption by reading above
37. what are you dependent on: my computer
38. what are you hoping:That I graduate sometime before my midlife crisis
39. what are you reading:Nothing at the moment...but waiting for Illuminatus
40. what are you listening to: Matchbook Romance
41. last movie you saw: Office Space
42. last person you touched: hmmm....I don't know...Dave ran into me
43. last person you yelled at:haven't yelled in a while....ah..Xmas eve customer..damn nigger...I mean "African American"
44. last time you gave head:I don't think I'll ever get that drunk
45. last person you told you loved:Stef...online
46. last thing you drank: Sprite
47. last year, what were you for Halloween:I was a Hungry Howies driver..convincingly too
48. last year, you were: very frustrated
49. last time you were on the phone: Earlier...arranging the run with Wadecock
50. last song you heard: Matchbook Romance - My Eyes Burn
51. do you want to get married / divorce:The first will never happen,therefore neither will the latter
52. do you want to have children:Sweet Jesus Christ....NO!!
53. do you want to tell certain people off:Oh hell yes!
55. do you want to be somewhere else:Yes...somewhere not around a school of any sort
56. do you want to be someone else:I like myself,but a change is always nice
57. do you want to be famous: Why not?
59. do you want to hug anyone:Hugs are fun
60. do you want to make a difference: Yeppers
61. how do you feel about PDA: Personal Digital Accesory...they're cool
62. how do you feel about the other PDA: Bad news...kissing leads to AIDS..or at least it should
63. how do you feel about sex: Sex leads to kids...Kids are satan spawns...the end
64. how do you feel about president bush:He's a satan spawn...no doubt
65. how do you feel about birth control:I have a roommate who should be the poster child for birth control
66. how do you feel about abusive relationships: If you're in it and don't get out...you have no one to blame but yourself
67. how do you feel about the internet:Well...I'm using it...isn't that enough?
68. how do you feel about your family: Awesome...all of them
69. how do you feel about your friends: Lifesavers
70. how do you feel about abortion: Choice...sorry
71. do you like jelly beans: sure do
72. do you like it when it rains: Not on me
73. do you like to drive: Without a doubt
74. do you like to eat out for dinner/lunch/breakfast:Oh yes...when I can afford it
75. do you like being home: No...I try to be somewhere other than where I'm at....?somehow....
76. do you like the people (or animals) you live with: 2/3s of them
78. do you like Microsoft: Bill Gates is satan...I should be God...it works in my head...c'mon
79. do you like your name: Yes...very original
80. do you like the person you ganked this from:Walsh is my hero!!!!
82. worst feeling in the world: having no legs..."I have no legs"
83. worst color combination: Garnet and Gold...such a change in me...wow
84. worst color: Either of the above
85. worst taste to burp: Peppers
86. worst thing about people: Whore-ish-ness....new word
88. worst element on the periodic table: Uranium
89. worst disease / infection to get: I think AIDS would suck...trully
90. worst position to sleep in: Side
91. you are: very tired and in need of Alcohol....
So...now that I wasted your life with this bullshit,I will post something better later on....Peace!
-Matt
00: favorite turn on: Kill me with the eyes
01. favorite color: Blue
02. favorite drink: hmm....Dos Equis :)
03. favorite computer accessory: My neon light
04. favorite cookie: Peanut Butter
05. favorite author: Stephen King
06. favorite beatle: Ringo...before my time
08. favorite chipmunk: Alvin
09. favorite ice cream: I like the mints or strawberries
10. favorite lover: Ha...haven't loved,therefore there could be no lover
11. do you believe in love at first sight:Not with people
12. do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom: If you don't...go to hell
13. do you put empty cartons back in the fridge:Only to piss people off
14. do you do things you know occasionaly:I tend to do things I know...yes...constantly
WHERE THE HELL IS #15?!....I ate it
16. do you have someone else's underwear:God I hope not
17. do you associate with people you don't even like: yes...they are called customers
18. do you have any psychological disorders:If not...then I will soon surely
19. do you drink diet soda:Fuck no....communist shit there
20. do you kiss on the first date: Haven't yet
21. have you masturbated in front of someone not your lover:No...I don't love my computer
22. Broken the law:Sure....but I will never get caught...I'm black
23. have you had one too many to drink:hmm...never "one" too many...usually "several"
WHY ARE THERE TWO #23's?! Jeez....to replace #15...DUH! (Another Matt logical theory)
23. have you stuffed cocoa puffs up your nose: Sounds....dumb
24. have you backed into something: not yet
25. have you graduated high school: sometimes it's hard to tell
26. have you bitten someone until they bled: myself...fingernails
27. have you ever stolen a street sign: yes...Tanglewood and Gay road...haha...:)
28. have you ever been kissed:Is that the same as kissing someone?
29. have you ever been in a food fight: Nope
30. have you ever sucked helium:Yes yes yes
31. what are you doing: This and watching da shark...
31. what are you talking about:I'm singing
32. what are you wearing: Jeans and an awesome shirt
33. what are you craving: Beer to be exact....and a car bomb would be nice
35. what are you lacking: Read above
36. what are you going to do after this:You can make an assumption by reading above
37. what are you dependent on: my computer
38. what are you hoping:That I graduate sometime before my midlife crisis
39. what are you reading:Nothing at the moment...but waiting for Illuminatus
40. what are you listening to: Matchbook Romance
41. last movie you saw: Office Space
42. last person you touched: hmmm....I don't know...Dave ran into me
43. last person you yelled at:haven't yelled in a while....ah..Xmas eve customer..damn nigger...I mean "African American"
44. last time you gave head:I don't think I'll ever get that drunk
45. last person you told you loved:Stef...online
46. last thing you drank: Sprite
47. last year, what were you for Halloween:I was a Hungry Howies driver..convincingly too
48. last year, you were: very frustrated
49. last time you were on the phone: Earlier...arranging the run with Wadecock
50. last song you heard: Matchbook Romance - My Eyes Burn
51. do you want to get married / divorce:The first will never happen,therefore neither will the latter
52. do you want to have children:Sweet Jesus Christ....NO!!
53. do you want to tell certain people off:Oh hell yes!
55. do you want to be somewhere else:Yes...somewhere not around a school of any sort
56. do you want to be someone else:I like myself,but a change is always nice
57. do you want to be famous: Why not?
59. do you want to hug anyone:Hugs are fun
60. do you want to make a difference: Yeppers
61. how do you feel about PDA: Personal Digital Accesory...they're cool
62. how do you feel about the other PDA: Bad news...kissing leads to AIDS..or at least it should
63. how do you feel about sex: Sex leads to kids...Kids are satan spawns...the end
64. how do you feel about president bush:He's a satan spawn...no doubt
65. how do you feel about birth control:I have a roommate who should be the poster child for birth control
66. how do you feel about abusive relationships: If you're in it and don't get out...you have no one to blame but yourself
67. how do you feel about the internet:Well...I'm using it...isn't that enough?
68. how do you feel about your family: Awesome...all of them
69. how do you feel about your friends: Lifesavers
70. how do you feel about abortion: Choice...sorry
71. do you like jelly beans: sure do
72. do you like it when it rains: Not on me
73. do you like to drive: Without a doubt
74. do you like to eat out for dinner/lunch/breakfast:Oh yes...when I can afford it
75. do you like being home: No...I try to be somewhere other than where I'm at....?somehow....
76. do you like the people (or animals) you live with: 2/3s of them
78. do you like Microsoft: Bill Gates is satan...I should be God...it works in my head...c'mon
79. do you like your name: Yes...very original
80. do you like the person you ganked this from:Walsh is my hero!!!!
82. worst feeling in the world: having no legs..."I have no legs"
83. worst color combination: Garnet and Gold...such a change in me...wow
84. worst color: Either of the above
85. worst taste to burp: Peppers
86. worst thing about people: Whore-ish-ness....new word
88. worst element on the periodic table: Uranium
89. worst disease / infection to get: I think AIDS would suck...trully
90. worst position to sleep in: Side
91. you are: very tired and in need of Alcohol....
So...now that I wasted your life with this bullshit,I will post something better later on....Peace!
-Matt