Snake with legs
OMG!! I just came home from taking hannah to work and when i was walking to my door, i saw something at the bottom of it. Like a tail. Already im trippin cause i hate little creatures like that unless they're at a zoo or far away. So i open the door and its a effin snake with legs! No not a lizard. Because lizards look like lizards. It looked just like a snake but with legs ... NOT COOL!
So i freak out and am screaming (which i never do) because it's eyeing me like prey or something. So i try to get it to go away by opening and shutting the door ... trying to scare it or bother it or something ... but it didnt budge. He's a fearless snake-like creature.
So i shut the door and decide to ignore it because i have to talk to jada and i have stuff to do. I forgot about it cause i was on the phone with jada so when i opened the door to take out the trash, i saw it and freaked myself out again! Ay yai yai.
I grabbed the swiffer to poke it away because it wasnt moving and my dog was being a puss and not takin care of it. I poke. It doesnt move. I push, It doenst move. At this point im thinking i killed it. Then it freakin jets toward me ... omg. I scream and slammed the door.
In order to do all this i had to prop open the screen door. So when i went to shut it ... the prop open thingy was broke so i couldnt close the door. And the snake started coming back! No joke! So i'm freakin out trying to race time and close this damn screen before the little effer runs in my house.
I FINALLY GOT IT.
mission accomplished.
So i freak out and am screaming (which i never do) because it's eyeing me like prey or something. So i try to get it to go away by opening and shutting the door ... trying to scare it or bother it or something ... but it didnt budge. He's a fearless snake-like creature.
So i shut the door and decide to ignore it because i have to talk to jada and i have stuff to do. I forgot about it cause i was on the phone with jada so when i opened the door to take out the trash, i saw it and freaked myself out again! Ay yai yai.
I grabbed the swiffer to poke it away because it wasnt moving and my dog was being a puss and not takin care of it. I poke. It doesnt move. I push, It doenst move. At this point im thinking i killed it. Then it freakin jets toward me ... omg. I scream and slammed the door.
In order to do all this i had to prop open the screen door. So when i went to shut it ... the prop open thingy was broke so i couldnt close the door. And the snake started coming back! No joke! So i'm freakin out trying to race time and close this damn screen before the little effer runs in my house.
I FINALLY GOT IT.
mission accomplished.