Oct 06, 2004 20:05
Basic Survey [ 87 questions] brought to you by BZOINK!
The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?:
few and far between, cari doesent let me
Do you party a lot? How often?:
not really....i'm never invited to parties
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:
nope
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:
rarely, it bothers me when others do
Do you skip classes? How often?:
not to this day....technically
Do you have casual sex? Protected?
no sex, nope nope nope
Do you steal?:
""It's not liek I've never done it, but it's not something I do regularly or have done recently.""
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:
none except my white zombie shirt.
Do you drool over celebrities?:
none except McGreggar (sexy man)
Do you watch a lot of TV?:
only when i'm on the computer.
Do you ever watch the News?:
from time to time.
Do you even care about world issues?:
Eh, kinda.
Do you read books often?:
Yea.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:
Only one or two, but it shifts around quite a bit.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:
whenever i can, like i said, i'm rarely invited to social events.
Do you smoke cigarettes?:
No.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:
No.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:
usually whenever i'm not going out with someone.
Do you cuss a lot?
sometimes. but only to make a point or get someone's attention.
"when you cuss alot, it loses its meaning and fire. but when you save it for rare occasions, it can make a big fucking point"
-Mr. Driscoll
Are you desperate to fit in?:
i'd like to say no, but i am.
Are you intelligent?:
depends.
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?:
nope.
Black eyeliner?:
only once.
Black eyeshadow?:
"You mean what I look like when I wake up?"
Black trenchcoat?:
no, but i want to get one. i've got my army jacket untill then.
Black boots?:
no, but i need a pair before winter. it can get quite cold in chucks.
Black fishnets?:
never.
Black nail polish?:
"I might have ink on them sometimes, otherwise no."
Cigarettes?:
Nope
Heavy metal music?:
rarely.
Marilyn Manson?:
He's okay.
Kittie?:
a few songs
Cradle of Filth?:
can't stand em' ><
Constant frown and perpetual angst?:
i hope not.
Do you like to be seen as:
....i dunno.
Are you an intellectual?:
i guess.
An atheist?:
not really. i'm more of a marxist
Horrible home life?:
nope, love my parents
Hopelessly depressed?:
only during the summer.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?:
i don't think so
Self-mutilation?:
nope
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?:
yea, but not for the same reason
Big black boots?:
don't have a pair
Mohawk?:
not anymore
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:
No.
Loud, confident and opinionated?:
Opinionated, maybe. Confident, in some areas. loud?...quite.
Wild hair colors?:
used to, but my mom's not gonna let me anymore.
NOFX?:
yea, they're cool
Rancid?:
yea
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:
not really
A:
"The first letter of the English alphabet."
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?:
don't have a clue
Do you watch a lot of sports?:
only when i'm at games i play for in the pep band.
Play a lot of sports?:
No.
Talk a lot about sports?:
No.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:
..No.
Are you arrogant?:
In some regards.
Are you a male or female whore?:
No.
Are you homophobic?:
No.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:
No.
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:
*shrug*
Boobs = yes?:
"Odd.. I thought yes equaled yes."
Parties = yes?:
never invited
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:
"No=yes....?"
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:
oh you know it!!
Have you ever been on a diet?:
No.
How much did you lose?:
N/A
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:
N/A
Make yourself throw up?:
Don't think so.
Make-up?:
No.
Low-cut tops?:
No.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:
N/A, I suppose.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:
only as a joke. i know i have girly hair
Giggle a lot?:
no, i have a hiena laugh like my mom.
What's the deal with boys?:
dunno
Thongs?:
No.
Pretty bras?:
N/A
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:
No.
Who's the weaker sex?:
Depends on the person.
Are you a feminist?:
"Not to my knowledge."
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:
hell ye....uh, i mean no
How often do you shave your legs?:
once in a lifetime
How about your armpits?:
nope
Are you emotional?:
quite.
Especially when on your period?:
N/A
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?:
both
Independence or Companionship?:
companionship
Stability or Freedom?:
Freedom.. if you're free, you can create stability.
Personal or Interpersonal?:
Personal.
Introvert or Extrovert?:
what?
Popularity or Isolation?:
popularitarity, just because i don't like isolation
Unique or Loved?:
Both.
Understood or Individual?:
understood
You or Them?:
Depends on who "they" are.