This Post Will Change Your Life
I would like to begin by stating that it rained for a breif period sometime this afternoon.
Things I did today: I.....
did exactly one press up.
performed a striptease (in private).
triple-tied my shoelaces.
jaywalked in a pedestrian zone.
whispered a white lie while no one was listening.
told a stranger my middle name.
tried a new sandwich filling.
left school five minutes early.
gave my genetalia pet names (stanton and russel).
insulted an insect. (I was particularly excited about this one)
went on a one-minute hunger strike.
Things I didn't do today: I didn't.....
learn to play chopsticks on the piano.
increase my typing spead by tree words per minute.
set all my clocks to exactly the right time.
fantisize about my non-existant partner.
bookmark a new websight.
hold the phone to my other ear.
use a different thickness comb.
say "yo" instead of "hello."
decide which one of my toes is the prettiest.
I would now like to end by wishing you all a good- night. I hope, for everyone's sake, that we can survive the next few days, just so we can turn the weekend into another blurred memory.
Here's lookin' at you, kid.
Things I did today: I.....
did exactly one press up.
performed a striptease (in private).
triple-tied my shoelaces.
jaywalked in a pedestrian zone.
whispered a white lie while no one was listening.
told a stranger my middle name.
tried a new sandwich filling.
left school five minutes early.
gave my genetalia pet names (stanton and russel).
insulted an insect. (I was particularly excited about this one)
went on a one-minute hunger strike.
Things I didn't do today: I didn't.....
learn to play chopsticks on the piano.
increase my typing spead by tree words per minute.
set all my clocks to exactly the right time.
fantisize about my non-existant partner.
bookmark a new websight.
hold the phone to my other ear.
use a different thickness comb.
say "yo" instead of "hello."
decide which one of my toes is the prettiest.
I would now like to end by wishing you all a good- night. I hope, for everyone's sake, that we can survive the next few days, just so we can turn the weekend into another blurred memory.
Here's lookin' at you, kid.