Summer 2
Well this week is turning out well.
Straight A's for the semester, and all I have left are my science classes and Linear Algebra which is exciting!
As for work today, funny joke from Melanie.
(Ouick overview: Robert is a short spanish guy I work with, Dottie is an old dillusional lady who wears too much make up and is not quite all there, and I also work with her. PDT: Personal Data tracker I think, but we use them to make sure we're putting the books in the right place)
So Dottie is trying to use her PDT, and she has one of the hard button ones, and they are almost impossible to get to work correctly. She's practically cursing at it when Robert walks around and says something like the following.
Robert: Dottie, stop, take a deep breath. Now you have to rub the top of the PDT to get it to work.
Dottie: Really? I didn't know that. *Goes about rubbing the top*
She tries to use it again but it doesn't work. She looks at him like she's gone crazy.
Robert: You have to rub it harder, Dottie!
The manager that night hit him for that. Classic.
**Oh and I got to keep this Hello Kitty necklace someone lost but didn't claim.
***Interesting fact: British men, after another study revealed that a third of British women derive more satisfaction from household chores than sex.
That's sad.
Would you meet me by the water tonight
Would you please fall asleep
holding my hand
Straight A's for the semester, and all I have left are my science classes and Linear Algebra which is exciting!
As for work today, funny joke from Melanie.
(Ouick overview: Robert is a short spanish guy I work with, Dottie is an old dillusional lady who wears too much make up and is not quite all there, and I also work with her. PDT: Personal Data tracker I think, but we use them to make sure we're putting the books in the right place)
So Dottie is trying to use her PDT, and she has one of the hard button ones, and they are almost impossible to get to work correctly. She's practically cursing at it when Robert walks around and says something like the following.
Robert: Dottie, stop, take a deep breath. Now you have to rub the top of the PDT to get it to work.
Dottie: Really? I didn't know that. *Goes about rubbing the top*
She tries to use it again but it doesn't work. She looks at him like she's gone crazy.
Robert: You have to rub it harder, Dottie!
The manager that night hit him for that. Classic.
**Oh and I got to keep this Hello Kitty necklace someone lost but didn't claim.
***Interesting fact: British men, after another study revealed that a third of British women derive more satisfaction from household chores than sex.
That's sad.
Would you meet me by the water tonight
Would you please fall asleep
holding my hand