So stealth...
You would think that after a few years (try EIGHT), that one would change their e-mail password. Maybe I'm just crazy, but I've changed mine at least eight times since I was 16. My ex-boyfriend from those days, however, has not.
How do I know this?
Because I was so bored and I decided to see if he still had that lame password from the days of yore. Yes, indeed he did.
So I checked his e-mail. Nothing interesting. He's a man of the cloth, now, and thus his e-mails are uber-boring. Nonetheless, I had a momentary orgasm of stealth.
...It was beautiful.
...and wrong.
Still love me?
How do I know this?
Because I was so bored and I decided to see if he still had that lame password from the days of yore. Yes, indeed he did.
So I checked his e-mail. Nothing interesting. He's a man of the cloth, now, and thus his e-mails are uber-boring. Nonetheless, I had a momentary orgasm of stealth.
...It was beautiful.
...and wrong.
Still love me?