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[hopebyname]

[The camera flicks on when the device is dropped onto a surface. All that is seen is green pants and an orange jacket before Hope leans forwards, holding his head in his hands in a posture of despair.]

It's no use, I can't find anyone. I've been looking for hours.....

[A pause as Hope looks up a little to watch some birds take flight from nearby

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[sdrawkcabsllort]

WELCOME TO DEMELEIER.
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE LATEST CHUMP TO BE AT THE THRALL OF FAERIES?

[hopebyname]

...It's not feeling too good right now.

[sdrawkcabsllort]

SO HAVE YOU HAD THE INEVITABLE FREAK OUT AND YOU'VE CALMED YOUR ASS DOWN, OR SHOULD I COME BACK IN TEN MINUTES WITH THE NEWCOMER INFORMATION?

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[hopebyname]

[hopebyname]

I've already read what was linked before.

[sdrawkcabsllort]

I'M AMAZED.
NEWCOMERS TEND TO HAVE THE COGNITIVE CAPABILITIES OF A STUNTED WRIGGLER.

[hopebyname]

Can you really blame people for that?

[sdrawkcabsllort]

DISORIENTATION AND SHOCK IS NO EXCUSE FOR ACTING LIKE A MORON.
NOT ALL OF US ARE SO UNPREPARED FOR RANDOM FUCK UPS IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME.

[hopebyname]

I guess some people react differently.

You're...used to this kind of thing?

[sdrawkcabsllort]

'WEIRD TIME SHIT' WOULD BE MY MIDDLE NAME IF TROLLS HAD UNNECESSARY NAME BAGGAGE SANDWICHED BETWEEN OUR FIRST AND SECOND NAMES.

[hopebyname]

[Is honestly trying to keep up with it. It's tough though, this person says weird stuff.]

Right, of course. Uh, troll?

[sdrawkcabsllort]

YEAH GET USED TO THAT.
YOU'VE GOT TROLLS AND HYLIANS AND SIN'DOREI AND ORCS AND DRAGONS AND A WHOLE MERRY FUCKBASKET OF XENOGRAHPIC PRODUCE HERE.

[hopebyname]

So you're a troll?

[Trying to wrap his head arouond it.]

I heard they lived under bridges.....

[sdrawkcabsllort]

THAT'S A STUPID PLACE TO LIVE.
WE LIVE IN HIVES, LIKE SENSIBLE BIPEDS.

[hopebyname]

With the uh... hexagonal shapes....hives?

[sdrawkcabsllort]

HUMAN 'HOUSES'.