camp
this weekend can be summed up into like.. three words.
drunk. cold. hilarious.
we didnt leave my house until about 5:30 on friday evening. we got there pretty late and it was just jonathon, angela, dad, uncle jerry, and me. it was an exciting time. we talked about the wedding and some other stuff. uncle jerry was pretty drunk and ridiculous..which was fun. aunt cathie showed up a bit later and we all sat around and talked. got into a conversation about how much of a "scumbag" one of my uncles is, due to something that happened at the wedding. manda probably would only understand that one. it was sooooo cold and so foggy, you couldnt see like 10 feet in front of you. angela kept tapping my arm and telling me that the mountain disappeared. lol.i eventually got so cold that i just went to sleep. i slept in the trailor with dad and angela, and jonathon slept with uncle jerry and aunt cathie.
saturday was even more hilarious. we all got up around 11:30. my dad made breakfast then him, angela, aunt cathie, and i all set off for "the big barn sale". i thought they were selling the barn. they werent. so, my dad made me drive. up the hill. yes.. up the hill with no guardrails, lines, and really sharp bends. and did i mention its extremely steep? gahhh. i thought we were gonna die. its about a 1000 foot drop if i woulda went off the road. haha. but, we made it up, and i drove to the big barn sale. the barn was beautiful. yes, a beautiful barn doesnt sound quite right, but it was. haha. so, after that we drove around east brady and stuff and then went to the bar, tatters for lunch. hahahaha. omg. thats all i can say. so many drunks, so many whores, such odd music.the bathrooms were nice though. lol. erica showed up, and the whole family ate fries and basically got drunk. then christina showed up. it was so funny. we found out aunt cathie was a whore at age 21. which then led to her being a whore all night. we went back to camp and me and aunt cathie went down and sat on the docks for a bit. she looked at me, drunk as hell, and said "you do know im not a whore right" and we both started laughing. then we went back up the uncle jerry's trailor. sat around the fire. got mooned by some creepy rednecks that we next door, nicknamed the dentist, the lumberjack, and the fag. hahahaha. the fag was touching christina's boyfriend's ass. the lumberjack was creepy, and the dentist barely made an appearance. we pretty much partied all night. at about 8, i started drinking. after 6.5 beers i lost count. we played a game like volleyball with a power rangers beach ball around the fire. it lasted about an hour, before jonathon fell and spilled his beer, and the ball died a fast, hot death in the fire. haha. moment of silence, followed by uncle jerry going to bed, and more stupidity. involving a fire competition with the rednecks. they started burning chairs, and i met the midget for the first time. hahahaha. he pulled up beside me and scared the shit outta me. hahahaha. then everyone else went to bed except erica, christina, and me. we talked. it was interesting. three drunks talking about.. i dont remember what. then, i passed out in a tent. and then froze.
the funny thing is, i had a dream that i was floating on a raft..and that i was really cold. i woke up..and there was a huge puddle under the bed i fell asleep on. i was like "whoaaaa!" hahaha.
we went to kings this morning in like, franklin, for breakfast. it was great. lets just say, aunt cathie didnt take the shoes. HAHAHA.
theres more, but im not typing it. ♥
ps. tabi, i have to talk to you. so, msg me or something if you see thisssss.
drunk. cold. hilarious.
we didnt leave my house until about 5:30 on friday evening. we got there pretty late and it was just jonathon, angela, dad, uncle jerry, and me. it was an exciting time. we talked about the wedding and some other stuff. uncle jerry was pretty drunk and ridiculous..which was fun. aunt cathie showed up a bit later and we all sat around and talked. got into a conversation about how much of a "scumbag" one of my uncles is, due to something that happened at the wedding. manda probably would only understand that one. it was sooooo cold and so foggy, you couldnt see like 10 feet in front of you. angela kept tapping my arm and telling me that the mountain disappeared. lol.i eventually got so cold that i just went to sleep. i slept in the trailor with dad and angela, and jonathon slept with uncle jerry and aunt cathie.
saturday was even more hilarious. we all got up around 11:30. my dad made breakfast then him, angela, aunt cathie, and i all set off for "the big barn sale". i thought they were selling the barn. they werent. so, my dad made me drive. up the hill. yes.. up the hill with no guardrails, lines, and really sharp bends. and did i mention its extremely steep? gahhh. i thought we were gonna die. its about a 1000 foot drop if i woulda went off the road. haha. but, we made it up, and i drove to the big barn sale. the barn was beautiful. yes, a beautiful barn doesnt sound quite right, but it was. haha. so, after that we drove around east brady and stuff and then went to the bar, tatters for lunch. hahahaha. omg. thats all i can say. so many drunks, so many whores, such odd music.the bathrooms were nice though. lol. erica showed up, and the whole family ate fries and basically got drunk. then christina showed up. it was so funny. we found out aunt cathie was a whore at age 21. which then led to her being a whore all night. we went back to camp and me and aunt cathie went down and sat on the docks for a bit. she looked at me, drunk as hell, and said "you do know im not a whore right" and we both started laughing. then we went back up the uncle jerry's trailor. sat around the fire. got mooned by some creepy rednecks that we next door, nicknamed the dentist, the lumberjack, and the fag. hahahaha. the fag was touching christina's boyfriend's ass. the lumberjack was creepy, and the dentist barely made an appearance. we pretty much partied all night. at about 8, i started drinking. after 6.5 beers i lost count. we played a game like volleyball with a power rangers beach ball around the fire. it lasted about an hour, before jonathon fell and spilled his beer, and the ball died a fast, hot death in the fire. haha. moment of silence, followed by uncle jerry going to bed, and more stupidity. involving a fire competition with the rednecks. they started burning chairs, and i met the midget for the first time. hahahaha. he pulled up beside me and scared the shit outta me. hahahaha. then everyone else went to bed except erica, christina, and me. we talked. it was interesting. three drunks talking about.. i dont remember what. then, i passed out in a tent. and then froze.
the funny thing is, i had a dream that i was floating on a raft..and that i was really cold. i woke up..and there was a huge puddle under the bed i fell asleep on. i was like "whoaaaa!" hahaha.
we went to kings this morning in like, franklin, for breakfast. it was great. lets just say, aunt cathie didnt take the shoes. HAHAHA.
theres more, but im not typing it. ♥
ps. tabi, i have to talk to you. so, msg me or something if you see thisssss.