Eddie Izzard
- - Grim Reaper and lawn mowers - -
i like machines as well.im a machine freak. when i was a kid i invented a heicopter that goes underwater. i think it was a death trap, but uh, the idea was there you know maybe it could maybe, it would!um and uh, the Grim Reaper, well i think he should update, cuz he has the syth is not a machine its jsut ah, its a tool. and there was a point where a syth was a very up-to-date piece of equipment, jsut after the iron age people were going "you gotta a syth? we're on wooden sissors still! we're using bits of wood to cut -- you gotta syth!?!" "wheres mr. digital? get mr. digital here!" "well its jsut a syth." i think the grim reaper should update, its 1997! away with the syth and get a lawnmower! it fits his stature. hes so tall. and a big petrol driven lawnmower that would be great "woonnn-nnn-nnn-n-nnn!" then he could walk around "I am the grim reaper dead people get in where the grass grows!" the the grim reaper could do those turns on the lawnmower like you dad used to do. "nnnn-nnn-NNN-NN-nnnn-nnn-NNN-NNNN-nnn!"
that used to scare the shit out of me because those blades going "oh i love grass! lovely grass!' then they go "wheres the grass! wheres the grass! give me the grass! oh i love the grass!" when i lived in Northen Ireland we had one and it would always take my dad three goes to start the lawn mower. i think he wanted to build a Crounder. you know its a tecnique that works. first its "wonnn-nnnn-nnnn-nnn-nn-no". do a few agustments. "wonnn-nnn-nnn-nn-not-on-your-life." then..."wonnnn-nn-nnnn-nnn-nnn-nnn-nnnn! wha-ha-ha!
i like machines as well.im a machine freak. when i was a kid i invented a heicopter that goes underwater. i think it was a death trap, but uh, the idea was there you know maybe it could maybe, it would!um and uh, the Grim Reaper, well i think he should update, cuz he has the syth is not a machine its jsut ah, its a tool. and there was a point where a syth was a very up-to-date piece of equipment, jsut after the iron age people were going "you gotta a syth? we're on wooden sissors still! we're using bits of wood to cut -- you gotta syth!?!" "wheres mr. digital? get mr. digital here!" "well its jsut a syth." i think the grim reaper should update, its 1997! away with the syth and get a lawnmower! it fits his stature. hes so tall. and a big petrol driven lawnmower that would be great "woonnn-nnn-nnn-n-nnn!" then he could walk around "I am the grim reaper dead people get in where the grass grows!" the the grim reaper could do those turns on the lawnmower like you dad used to do. "nnnn-nnn-NNN-NN-nnnn-nnn-NNN-NNNN-nnn!"
that used to scare the shit out of me because those blades going "oh i love grass! lovely grass!' then they go "wheres the grass! wheres the grass! give me the grass! oh i love the grass!" when i lived in Northen Ireland we had one and it would always take my dad three goes to start the lawn mower. i think he wanted to build a Crounder. you know its a tecnique that works. first its "wonnn-nnnn-nnnn-nnn-nn-no". do a few agustments. "wonnn-nnn-nnn-nn-not-on-your-life." then..."wonnnn-nn-nnnn-nnn-nnn-nnn-nnnn! wha-ha-ha!