Treat Your Paddel Like A Penis...Stroke It Hard!

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well well well... me and jessica went up north this weekend. it was a long ride there and it rained so our bags in the back of the truck got all wet and crap. yeah. but then it stoped raining so all was well.we stoped to eat at this really weird christian resturan that had like GOD RULES signs and like prayres on the menus. but they had really good cheeseburgers :) then we finally arrived and pitched our tent and got all set. well since we were up north we didnt get any service on our cell phones so we were trying so hard just to prove a point to contact someone. ok so we went to bed and decided to take pictures, we took some and there was one that was so fricking funny me and jessica were like bursting out laughing and then kathy came over and was like "yous guys better be quiet or one of yous is sleepin in the truck!" so that spoiled that fun. the next day we got up at like 10 a.m. to go canoeing. we waited forever just to get a canoe in the water and when we did, it was easy. mmmk so somewere down the river (which by the way took 4 hours to get down because it was soo long) me and jessica had to get out of the canoe to pee.. we both got out and then when we tried to get back in the canoe it flipped! lol the defeat #1. so we ended up with a ton of water in our canoe so we kinda parked it on the side of the river and tried to like turn the canoe over to get the water out but it was to heavy so this weird guy camme over and helped us get the water out and then when we took off again he was like " damsels in distress" and me and jessica were like eww child molester! ok so yeah later down the river all was going well and then a stick from a tree was comming at us so i ducked in the canoe well jessica didnt duck, she decided to jump over the stick while still in the canoe so that caused us to flip...again. defeat #2. that was a really fun flip though it was so funny because the flow of the water was like dragging the canoe while we were both trying to get in itso jessica got dominated by a rock which hurt her knees badly :( but then she got in and i was still out and when i tried to get in we flowed through a deep part in the river and i couldnt reach the bottom so i couldnt get in somehow i managed to get the top half of my body in the canoe so my legs were just dangling and i was laughing so hard i couldnt move but eventually i got in the canoe. blah bla blha the rest of the river ride was boring. yeah then we got back to our tents, showered off, and yeah. then we were outside waiting for food and these two little girls kept throwing grasshoppers at me and jessica and we were freaking out! then we attemped to play volleyball.... sat by the camp fire and then went to a campfire party thing were all these drunk people were. there was this one really funny drunk guy named darrel there who kept doing impressions from the movie dodge ball. he was soo drunk it was hillarious then he was like holding his ciggarette and making this doo doo doo doo noise while moving it lmao. yeah then we headed home the next day which wasnt bad me and jessica fell asleep for like an hour and then we woke up and stoped somewere to eat, were this lady wouldnt stop staring at me! when we left the resturant me and jesica were really hyper in the car and we were laying down in the back like just beeing gay.. ( I SEE YOU JESSICA LMAO!!!) so we took pictures that were soo funny and yeah that was the end now im home and i just ate a heavenly fruit roll up thing :)
wow that was the longets ebntry i ever wrote!!!!