Chip the glasses, crack the plates, that's what Bilbo Baggins hates.

[hope_addict]

Remembering or realizing that
sometimes, having my friends over
is like when in The Hobbit,
Bilbo Baggins hosted
a gang of dwarves in his hovel.
Only, instead of them taking care of things
after they're done
with all the dwarvish chilling,
I do the cleanup.