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Dec 22, 2009 08:03

so last night I drank like 2/3rds of an entire bottle of wine and hunkered down with New Moon. I tried to hard to make it through the entire movie but I only got about an hour and a half through. After an hour and a half of no plot, the ACTUAL plot to go save Edward seemed to stretch out like a boring infinite stretch of boring. That's when you know you're watching real shit, folks.

Alice was the best part. And Emmett and his "LOL EDWARD'S DATING AN OLDER WOMAN *WINKNUDGE*" line. And Charlie. And his old, perpetually stoned-looking Asian friend who's name was actually Harry, but earlier I had decided it was Larry. So Larry stuck. and oh god the breakup scene was fucking. hysterical. Except I actually got involved- if my dad hadn't been in the next room I probably would've screamed "ASSHOLE" at Edward. and "MANIPULATIVE BITCH" at Bella at one point. Does this mean I'm really Team Jacob? But I like the Cullens :( ANYWAY that was abooooout when the alcohol started kicking in so that's probably why it was the funniest shit.

I swear to god I tripped balls, too. At one point Rpattz looked like Brooke Shields. At another, the movie looked INCREDIBLY CGI and just generally fake. People were blurring together and Kstew's face was constantly shifting. It was almost fun, until I remembered I was watching New Moon.

Next time I should try Watchmen. SPEAKING OF I did see the Director's Cut last weekend. 5 seconds into the beating of Hollis Mason I was bawling, no lie. ;_;

I want nothing more than to go back to sleep but my head hurts and my stomach hurts so ffffffffffffffffffffffff

lol, wtf, twilight, lulz

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