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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN poisontea and I start talking about Reborn. At this point, I'm starting to think it would just be better if the fans wrote the canon. Because at least we know how to make it cracky.
MASSIVE TL;DR AND RETARDATION UNDER THE CUT.
poisontea: with the TYL DAILY LIFE ARC
hoozilla: GOD YES
hoozilla: only
hoozilla: with the Varia
poisontea: ffft they'd have to come in too
hoozilla: THAT SHOULD BE OUR STORY
hoozilla: TYL DAILY LIFE
poisontea: ........... man I want a ton of varia-centri--- HAHA
poisontea: YES
poisontea: WE CAN DO THAT
hoozilla: Varia-centric daily life?
hoozilla: y
poisontea: yyyy
poisontea: so much y
poisontea: I assume they'll have like fixed the curse by then, too
poisontea: we can eventually have like
poisontea: *occasionally
poisontea: the Vongola showing up to bug them
poisontea: and vice versa
hoozilla: HAHAHHA
poisontea: and different Arcos calling in
poisontea: just because they can
hoozilla: semiannual Varia-Vongola get togethers?
hoozilla: for holidays or shit
poisontea: ffft hahahaaa yes
poisontea: remember: Daily Life had like
poisontea: the most ridiculous holiday celebrations
poisontea: "It's Vongola Tradition"
hoozilla: OH YEAH
hoozilla: ERSJLKH GLRVJKEGKJHSE
poisontea: "Now do it or I shoot you, and I shoot the loser"
poisontea: Reborn still does ridiculous cosplay
poisontea: all the time
poisontea: A good chunk of them are still always inexplicably fooled
hoozilla: but uncursed
poisontea: yes
poisontea: he's an adult and just like
poisontea: dressed in the most ridiculous shit
poisontea: and Ryohei and Gokudera are like WHY HELLO TOTAL STRANGER
hoozilla: a repeat of that toga from the cruise chapter
poisontea: and everyone else just is
poisontea: "what"
poisontea: hahaha yes
poisontea: and the drag
hoozilla: HAHAHAHA
hoozilla: oh god the drag
poisontea: Master Pao Pao with the elephant hat
hoozilla: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hoozilla: I LOVED MASTER PAO PAO
poisontea: Ryohei is like MASTER YOU GOT EXTREMELY TALLER
hoozilla: "I drank lots of milk"
poisontea: Lussuria is just like
poisontea: "... u-um ;;"
poisontea: you don't call out an arcobaleno
poisontea: man I'm still thinking of TYL daily life
poisontea: I TOLD BUS she encourages use of the SPINNING DROPKICKS TO HIS FAMILY'S HEADS by Lussuria
poisontea: if they're being horrible/rude
hoozilla: HAHAHHAHAHAHA YES
hoozilla: MOMMY HAS TO DISCIPLINE THEM
poisontea: they're just like
poisontea: "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU"
poisontea: Mammon is teaching Fran how to be a superhero
poisontea: all |< about it
poisontea: ttly srsface
hoozilla: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
poisontea: man I keep thinking of minor Arco stuff too
poisontea: just
poisontea: Verde keeps calling
poisontea: just because he can
hoozilla: just to piss her off
hoozilla: looking all |B
poisontea: "GET OFF THE PHONE VERDE"
poisontea: man I almost want to incorperate something like
poisontea: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE YOUR COMMUNICATORS OPEN IF YOU DON'T WANT OTHER ARCOBALENO SENDING YOU PORN AT RANDOM INTERVALS
hoozilla: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
hoozilla: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
poisontea: and I'm just like
poisontea: man I can see this being
poisontea: not common-common
poisontea: but not uncommon either 8|
hoozilla: somewhat common
poisontea: every once in a while it's just like
poisontea: inbox bings
poisontea: 8|
hoozilla: "DAMNIT. SKULL."
poisontea: HAHA YES
hoozilla: cause it's usually him
poisontea: YES
poisontea: or Reborn
hoozilla: just to piss the others off
hoozilla: or Verde
poisontea: YES
poisontea: Verde's a troll
hoozilla: Verde posts the weird shit
poisontea: yesssss
poisontea: where do you ever find this shit
hoozilla: "|B"
poisontea: ughughugh Verde
poisontea: Mammon just
poisontea: never opens any email she gets from him
poisontea: Even if it looks like a business proposition
hoozilla: she has him on her blocked senders list, I bet
poisontea: Because he's trolled her that way too
poisontea: yes
poisontea: he just keeps hacking in 8|
hoozilla: changes his email address
hoozilla: he probably has like fifty different ones
poisontea: he like floods them
poisontea: with emails from all the different addresses at once
hoozilla: HAHAHHAHAHA
hoozilla: or hacks Skull's and uses his
poisontea: HAHA YES
poisontea: Mammon just goes B|
poisontea: "dammit Verde"
hoozilla: because she always knows
poisontea: Yes.
poisontea: He has at least once
poisontea: Hacked the Varia videophone
poisontea: called up
poisontea: and started playing Never Gonna Give You Up
hoozilla: gflkeh gklejrsh oh my god
hoozilla: at LEAST once
poisontea: AT LEAST
poisontea: every once in a while
poisontea: Xanxus has shot that phone before
hoozilla: pfft
hoozilla: not surprising
hoozilla: he probably shoots it a lot
poisontea: right in the screen
poisontea: bullseye right on Rick Astley's face
poisontea: It's lucky that Verde lik
poisontea: *like
poisontea: never visits in person
poisontea: Because Xanxus would just see him
poisontea: AND SHOOT
poisontea: immediately
hoozilla: and Mammon would let him
poisontea: ohhh yeah
poisontea: She is just fine with that.
poisontea: Verde would turn out to be a hologram
poisontea: or wearing a suit that puts up a force field protecting him from bullets
poisontea: HE IS CANONICALLY PARANOID
hoozilla: HAHAHA YEAH
hoozilla: and yet
hoozilla: he still does all of these things
poisontea: yes.
poisontea: he is only paranoid because
poisontea: he knows he deserves it
hoozilla: hahahaa
hoozilla: he's not paranoid in regards to the Arco
hoozilla: it's people like Xanxus
poisontea: yes
poisontea: Mammon will not actively try to kill him
poisontea: But she won't argue with Xanxus doing it
hoozilla: she'll let others do it for her
hoozilla: and you know what
poisontea: WHAT
hoozilla: I bet that's given Xanxus a hatred of Rick Astley just in general.
poisontea: HAHAHA
hoozilla: I imagine Bel tried to Rickroll him once
hoozilla: and got the shit kicked out of him
poisontea: HAHAHA
poisontea: "NEVER
poisontea: AGAIN"
hoozilla: XDDDDDDDDD
poisontea: Luche occasionally shows up to be a Jesus
hoozilla: and of course everyone likes her
poisontea: She and Tsuna are the series Jesuses
poisontea: Yes
hoozilla: nobody sends her porn
poisontea: Nobody wants to disappoint her :c
hoozilla: HAHA
poisontea: They stop fighting when she comes in
poisontea: And wait for her to leave
hoozilla: awwwwwwwww
poisontea: Kind of shuffle their feet awkwardly
hoozilla: avoid looking her in the eyes
hoozilla: or each other
poisontea: ffff
poisontea: she's like
poisontea: The Mommy
hoozilla: Baby Mommy?
poisontea: Yesssss
hoozilla: d'awww
poisontea: She's just all calm and mommylike
hoozilla: so zen
poisontea: Bel's got like. Blood ALL OVER HIM and tells him he should wash up just like :)
hoozilla: oh man he wouldn't know how to handle that
poisontea: aawwwww XD
hoozilla: HE'S NOT USED TO A MOTHER FIGURE THAT ISN'T AN OVERBEARING FAG LIKE LUSS
hoozilla: because he probably doesn't remember his real mother that well lol
poisontea: a-aawwww
poisontea: I would not be surprised, no
poisontea:stfu_pedochan: even xanxus is just all "......*sits quietly like a good boy* |c "
hoozilla: I know I don't remember a whole lot from when I was eight
hoozilla: HAHAHHAAH
poisontea: Squalo keeps his voice at a respectable volume
hoozilla: Levi tries not to glare as much
poisontea: ffff yes
hoozilla: would Mammon charge her for like. anything?
poisontea: ... no.
hoozilla: HAH
poisontea: |c
poisontea: Mammon does not charge Xanxus and Mammon does not charge Luche
poisontea: |< b-bossus ;;
hoozilla: heeheehee
hoozilla: oh yeah
hoozilla: cause she is the Arcobaleno boss isn't she
poisontea: Yeppppp :>
poisontea: Colonello and Lal occasionally show up and do shit
poisontea: Colo teases Mammon constantly and like
poisontea: Lal and Mammon are
poisontea: the least feminine
poisontea: girls ever
hoozilla: HAHAHAHA
poisontea: Colonello just
poisontea: "YOU SHOULD DRESS NICER"
poisontea: Both of them just
poisontea: look at him
hoozilla: BEL ALREADY TRIED THAT BRO
poisontea: pfft
poisontea: if he brings that up
poisontea: why do I see Colonello just being like
poisontea: "KEEP TRYING, KORA!" and all ENCOURAGING AND SHIT
hoozilla: HAHAHAHAH
poisontea: because PRETTY GIRLS SHOULD BE MORE LADYLIKE \o/
hoozilla: because he knows it would get on her nerves
poisontea: someone has to do it HE SUPPORTS BEL IN HIS QUEST
hoozilla: \o\!
poisontea: ... man
poisontea: I just pictured like
poisontea: Colo and Bel just
poisontea: DOUBLE TEAM THEM
poisontea: make them go out and dress nice
poisontea: again
hoozilla: HAHAHAHAH
hoozilla: double-not date
poisontea: NO NO
poisontea: THEN COLONELLO BRINGS UP
poisontea: "DOUBLE DATE"
poisontea: and all three of them go "......"
poisontea: *SMACK*
hoozilla: "FUCK NO"
poisontea: ALL THREE OF THEM OPPOSE THIS IDEA
poisontea: Lal thinks ur an idiot honey
hoozilla: and bel and Mammon, we already know their deal
poisontea: they're just like
poisontea: never
poisontea: ever
poisontea: nope.
poisontea: Everyone in the fucking world could get on their case about it.
poisontea: But nope.
hoozilla: no
poisontea: pfft
poisontea: I would laugh
poisontea: so hard
poisontea: if Xanxus said something
poisontea: THEY JUST
hoozilla: "........WELL NOW WHAT DO WE DO"
poisontea: I CAN'T SEE THEM KNOWING HOW TO REACT TO THAT ONE
hoozilla: "SHIT"
poisontea: GODDAMN
hoozilla: deer-in-headlights look
poisontea: WE CAN'T TELL HIM TO SHUT HIS WHORE MOUTH
poisontea: one of the most awkward possible moments
poisontea: they're just like
poisontea: "shit"
hoozilla: god yes
hoozilla: o-or Luche
poisontea: ffffff
poisontea: that would just be like
poisontea: feet shuffling not looking at ANYBODY
poisontea: w-what
poisontea: this is skjhsg
poisontea: what is this
hoozilla: ...D:
hoozilla: because she'd say it so much nicer than Xanxus
poisontea: Yes
poisontea: with him it'd just be like
poisontea: "STOP BEING FUCKING RETARDS"
hoozilla: hahahaha
hoozilla: and she'd make some innocent comment about how cute they are togehter
poisontea: "YOU FAWN OVER EACH OTHER MORE THAN LEVI FAWNS OVER ME"
poisontea: Levi's just like
hoozilla: ...:<
poisontea: "... :<"
poisontea: yes XD
hoozilla: NO
hoozilla: he's like
hoozilla: "YEAH YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY OBSESSED"
hoozilla: EVEN LEVI
poisontea: HAHAHAAA
hoozilla: THINKS IT'S GAY
poisontea: Yeah but Bel would then have an outlet
poisontea: to throw knives at
hoozilla: right
poisontea: so that's good
poisontea: that's a little bit of a relief
hoozilla: keeps them from dealing with Xanxus lol
poisontea: but there's no escape from Luche
hoozilla: no
hoozilla: there really isn't
poisontea: she's just so
poisontea: :)
hoozilla: exactly
hoozilla: you know what I bet she's really good at moe faces
hoozilla: the kind that get people to do what she wants
poisontea: .fashfkljsaflh
poisontea: god yes
poisontea: she's manipulative
poisontea: but only in a
poisontea: really good-hearted way
hoozilla: she doesn't necessarily mean to be
hoozilla: all the time
poisontea: like getting you to do things for your own good
hoozilla: yeah
poisontea: Bel and Mammon just
poisontea: can't go anywhere near each other
poisontea: for like a week
poisontea: AWKWARDDDD
hoozilla: HAHAHAHA
poisontea: ALSO:
hoozilla: ALSO
poisontea: stfu_pedochan: then luss finds ryohei to join them
poisontea: ffffffft
poisontea: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON"
poisontea: "BUT THIS RESTAURANT IS NICE TO THE EXTREME"
poisontea: worst day ever
hoozilla: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
hoozilla: THAT SHOULD BE A DAILY LIFE CHAPTER
poisontea: YESSSS
poisontea: Colonello and Lal and Bel and Mammon
poisontea: and only one of them thinks it's a date
poisontea: well, two of them, sort of, but Lal's tsundere
hoozilla: yeah
poisontea: and then suddenly LUSSURIA AND RYOHEI
hoozilla: HAHAHAHAHA
poisontea: Colonello's like STUDENT
poisontea: KORA
hoozilla: TEACHER!
poisontea: and things turn spartan
poisontea: Colonello like
hoozilla: oh god
poisontea: helps wreck his own date
hoozilla: meanwhile Bel, Mammon, and Lal are just like
hoozilla: "..........."
poisontea: Yuuup
poisontea: Lal winds up beating them both down
poisontea: Mammon's just gonna kind of
poisontea: leave
hoozilla: Bel beats the shit out of Lussuria
poisontea: while they're not paying attention :|
hoozilla: LOL
poisontea: once everyone's calmed down Colo's just like
poisontea: "WHERE DID YOUR DATE GO"
poisontea: and Bel has to attack him too
poisontea: AGAIN
hoozilla: "She's not my date 8|"
hoozilla: BUT THEN HE GOES TO FIND HER
poisontea: Awwww
poisontea: Mammon's just like
poisontea: in another part of town
poisontea: she is not going near them for the rest of the day 8|
poisontea: NOT GETTING DRAGGED BACK INTO THAT
hoozilla: well Bel got sick of them anyway
hoozilla: he didn't even want Lussuria to come
poisontea: yes :c
poisontea: So they just play hooky the rest of the time
hoozilla: they play hooky
hoozilla: but then everyone else gets curious
poisontea: fffffff
hoozilla: DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT TO HAPPEN
poisontea: YES.
poisontea: Lal is eventually the only one going
poisontea: "... they're not dating, you idiots."
poisontea: BECAUSE SHE'S SMART AND BELIEVES THEM
poisontea: SHE ALSO THINKS THEY'RE STUPID BUT
hoozilla: THANK YOU LAL
poisontea: SHE BELIEVES THEY'RE NOT DATING
hoozilla: and for that, Bel likes her
hoozilla: going back to that Vongola tradition shit
hoozilla: Xanxus would take it seriously
poisontea: HAHAAAAA
hoozilla: THINK ABOUT IT
poisontea: oh god yes he would
hoozilla: HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE HE WAS A KID
hoozilla: HE WOULDN'T THINK ANYTHING OF IT
hoozilla: he'd do all that ridiculous shit with a straight face
hoozilla: and beat up anyone who doesn't do it
poisontea: Fuck yeah
poisontea: TALENT COMPETITION, TRASH
hoozilla: "FAMILY TRADITION, TRASH."
poisontea: SNOWBALL FIGHT
poisontea: IT'S FUCKING TRADITION
hoozilla: Varia snowball fight would be the best thing ever
poisontea: oh god it would
poisontea: Bel would like
poisontea: hide knives in his
hoozilla: oh god he would
hoozilla: and stuff them down people's shirts
poisontea: HAHA
poisontea: Xanxus would shoot a tree
poisontea: that Squalo's standing under
hoozilla: HAHAHAHAHAHA
poisontea: dump all the snow in the branches on his head
hoozilla: just so all the snow falls on him?
hoozilla: yes
poisontea: Mammon would
poisontea: cheat
MASSIVE TL;DR AND RETARDATION UNDER THE CUT.
poisontea: with the TYL DAILY LIFE ARC
hoozilla: GOD YES
hoozilla: only
hoozilla: with the Varia
poisontea: ffft they'd have to come in too
hoozilla: THAT SHOULD BE OUR STORY
hoozilla: TYL DAILY LIFE
poisontea: ........... man I want a ton of varia-centri--- HAHA
poisontea: YES
poisontea: WE CAN DO THAT
hoozilla: Varia-centric daily life?
hoozilla: y
poisontea: yyyy
poisontea: so much y
poisontea: I assume they'll have like fixed the curse by then, too
poisontea: we can eventually have like
poisontea: *occasionally
poisontea: the Vongola showing up to bug them
poisontea: and vice versa
hoozilla: HAHAHHA
poisontea: and different Arcos calling in
poisontea: just because they can
hoozilla: semiannual Varia-Vongola get togethers?
hoozilla: for holidays or shit
poisontea: ffft hahahaaa yes
poisontea: remember: Daily Life had like
poisontea: the most ridiculous holiday celebrations
poisontea: "It's Vongola Tradition"
hoozilla: OH YEAH
hoozilla: ERSJLKH GLRVJKEGKJHSE
poisontea: "Now do it or I shoot you, and I shoot the loser"
poisontea: Reborn still does ridiculous cosplay
poisontea: all the time
poisontea: A good chunk of them are still always inexplicably fooled
hoozilla: but uncursed
poisontea: yes
poisontea: he's an adult and just like
poisontea: dressed in the most ridiculous shit
poisontea: and Ryohei and Gokudera are like WHY HELLO TOTAL STRANGER
hoozilla: a repeat of that toga from the cruise chapter
poisontea: and everyone else just is
poisontea: "what"
poisontea: hahaha yes
poisontea: and the drag
hoozilla: HAHAHAHA
hoozilla: oh god the drag
poisontea: Master Pao Pao with the elephant hat
hoozilla: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hoozilla: I LOVED MASTER PAO PAO
poisontea: Ryohei is like MASTER YOU GOT EXTREMELY TALLER
hoozilla: "I drank lots of milk"
poisontea: Lussuria is just like
poisontea: "... u-um ;;"
poisontea: you don't call out an arcobaleno
poisontea: man I'm still thinking of TYL daily life
poisontea: I TOLD BUS she encourages use of the SPINNING DROPKICKS TO HIS FAMILY'S HEADS by Lussuria
poisontea: if they're being horrible/rude
hoozilla: HAHAHHAHAHAHA YES
hoozilla: MOMMY HAS TO DISCIPLINE THEM
poisontea: they're just like
poisontea: "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU"
poisontea: Mammon is teaching Fran how to be a superhero
poisontea: all |< about it
poisontea: ttly srsface
hoozilla: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
poisontea: man I keep thinking of minor Arco stuff too
poisontea: just
poisontea: Verde keeps calling
poisontea: just because he can
hoozilla: just to piss her off
hoozilla: looking all |B
poisontea: "GET OFF THE PHONE VERDE"
poisontea: man I almost want to incorperate something like
poisontea: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE YOUR COMMUNICATORS OPEN IF YOU DON'T WANT OTHER ARCOBALENO SENDING YOU PORN AT RANDOM INTERVALS
hoozilla: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
hoozilla: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
poisontea: and I'm just like
poisontea: man I can see this being
poisontea: not common-common
poisontea: but not uncommon either 8|
hoozilla: somewhat common
poisontea: every once in a while it's just like
poisontea: inbox bings
poisontea: 8|
hoozilla: "DAMNIT. SKULL."
poisontea: HAHA YES
hoozilla: cause it's usually him
poisontea: YES
poisontea: or Reborn
hoozilla: just to piss the others off
hoozilla: or Verde
poisontea: YES
poisontea: Verde's a troll
hoozilla: Verde posts the weird shit
poisontea: yesssss
poisontea: where do you ever find this shit
hoozilla: "|B"
poisontea: ughughugh Verde
poisontea: Mammon just
poisontea: never opens any email she gets from him
poisontea: Even if it looks like a business proposition
hoozilla: she has him on her blocked senders list, I bet
poisontea: Because he's trolled her that way too
poisontea: yes
poisontea: he just keeps hacking in 8|
hoozilla: changes his email address
hoozilla: he probably has like fifty different ones
poisontea: he like floods them
poisontea: with emails from all the different addresses at once
hoozilla: HAHAHHAHAHA
hoozilla: or hacks Skull's and uses his
poisontea: HAHA YES
poisontea: Mammon just goes B|
poisontea: "dammit Verde"
hoozilla: because she always knows
poisontea: Yes.
poisontea: He has at least once
poisontea: Hacked the Varia videophone
poisontea: called up
poisontea: and started playing Never Gonna Give You Up
hoozilla: gflkeh gklejrsh oh my god
hoozilla: at LEAST once
poisontea: AT LEAST
poisontea: every once in a while
poisontea: Xanxus has shot that phone before
hoozilla: pfft
hoozilla: not surprising
hoozilla: he probably shoots it a lot
poisontea: right in the screen
poisontea: bullseye right on Rick Astley's face
poisontea: It's lucky that Verde lik
poisontea: *like
poisontea: never visits in person
poisontea: Because Xanxus would just see him
poisontea: AND SHOOT
poisontea: immediately
hoozilla: and Mammon would let him
poisontea: ohhh yeah
poisontea: She is just fine with that.
poisontea: Verde would turn out to be a hologram
poisontea: or wearing a suit that puts up a force field protecting him from bullets
poisontea: HE IS CANONICALLY PARANOID
hoozilla: HAHAHA YEAH
hoozilla: and yet
hoozilla: he still does all of these things
poisontea: yes.
poisontea: he is only paranoid because
poisontea: he knows he deserves it
hoozilla: hahahaa
hoozilla: he's not paranoid in regards to the Arco
hoozilla: it's people like Xanxus
poisontea: yes
poisontea: Mammon will not actively try to kill him
poisontea: But she won't argue with Xanxus doing it
hoozilla: she'll let others do it for her
hoozilla: and you know what
poisontea: WHAT
hoozilla: I bet that's given Xanxus a hatred of Rick Astley just in general.
poisontea: HAHAHA
hoozilla: I imagine Bel tried to Rickroll him once
hoozilla: and got the shit kicked out of him
poisontea: HAHAHA
poisontea: "NEVER
poisontea: AGAIN"
hoozilla: XDDDDDDDDD
poisontea: Luche occasionally shows up to be a Jesus
hoozilla: and of course everyone likes her
poisontea: She and Tsuna are the series Jesuses
poisontea: Yes
hoozilla: nobody sends her porn
poisontea: Nobody wants to disappoint her :c
hoozilla: HAHA
poisontea: They stop fighting when she comes in
poisontea: And wait for her to leave
hoozilla: awwwwwwwww
poisontea: Kind of shuffle their feet awkwardly
hoozilla: avoid looking her in the eyes
hoozilla: or each other
poisontea: ffff
poisontea: she's like
poisontea: The Mommy
hoozilla: Baby Mommy?
poisontea: Yesssss
hoozilla: d'awww
poisontea: She's just all calm and mommylike
hoozilla: so zen
poisontea: Bel's got like. Blood ALL OVER HIM and tells him he should wash up just like :)
hoozilla: oh man he wouldn't know how to handle that
poisontea: aawwwww XD
hoozilla: HE'S NOT USED TO A MOTHER FIGURE THAT ISN'T AN OVERBEARING FAG LIKE LUSS
hoozilla: because he probably doesn't remember his real mother that well lol
poisontea: a-aawwww
poisontea: I would not be surprised, no
poisontea:stfu_pedochan: even xanxus is just all "......*sits quietly like a good boy* |c "
hoozilla: I know I don't remember a whole lot from when I was eight
hoozilla: HAHAHHAAH
poisontea: Squalo keeps his voice at a respectable volume
hoozilla: Levi tries not to glare as much
poisontea: ffff yes
hoozilla: would Mammon charge her for like. anything?
poisontea: ... no.
hoozilla: HAH
poisontea: |c
poisontea: Mammon does not charge Xanxus and Mammon does not charge Luche
poisontea: |< b-bossus ;;
hoozilla: heeheehee
hoozilla: oh yeah
hoozilla: cause she is the Arcobaleno boss isn't she
poisontea: Yeppppp :>
poisontea: Colonello and Lal occasionally show up and do shit
poisontea: Colo teases Mammon constantly and like
poisontea: Lal and Mammon are
poisontea: the least feminine
poisontea: girls ever
hoozilla: HAHAHAHA
poisontea: Colonello just
poisontea: "YOU SHOULD DRESS NICER"
poisontea: Both of them just
poisontea: look at him
hoozilla: BEL ALREADY TRIED THAT BRO
poisontea: pfft
poisontea: if he brings that up
poisontea: why do I see Colonello just being like
poisontea: "KEEP TRYING, KORA!" and all ENCOURAGING AND SHIT
hoozilla: HAHAHAHAH
poisontea: because PRETTY GIRLS SHOULD BE MORE LADYLIKE \o/
hoozilla: because he knows it would get on her nerves
poisontea: someone has to do it HE SUPPORTS BEL IN HIS QUEST
hoozilla: \o\!
poisontea: ... man
poisontea: I just pictured like
poisontea: Colo and Bel just
poisontea: DOUBLE TEAM THEM
poisontea: make them go out and dress nice
poisontea: again
hoozilla: HAHAHAHAH
hoozilla: double-not date
poisontea: NO NO
poisontea: THEN COLONELLO BRINGS UP
poisontea: "DOUBLE DATE"
poisontea: and all three of them go "......"
poisontea: *SMACK*
hoozilla: "FUCK NO"
poisontea: ALL THREE OF THEM OPPOSE THIS IDEA
poisontea: Lal thinks ur an idiot honey
hoozilla: and bel and Mammon, we already know their deal
poisontea: they're just like
poisontea: never
poisontea: ever
poisontea: nope.
poisontea: Everyone in the fucking world could get on their case about it.
poisontea: But nope.
hoozilla: no
poisontea: pfft
poisontea: I would laugh
poisontea: so hard
poisontea: if Xanxus said something
poisontea: THEY JUST
hoozilla: "........WELL NOW WHAT DO WE DO"
poisontea: I CAN'T SEE THEM KNOWING HOW TO REACT TO THAT ONE
hoozilla: "SHIT"
poisontea: GODDAMN
hoozilla: deer-in-headlights look
poisontea: WE CAN'T TELL HIM TO SHUT HIS WHORE MOUTH
poisontea: one of the most awkward possible moments
poisontea: they're just like
poisontea: "shit"
hoozilla: god yes
hoozilla: o-or Luche
poisontea: ffffff
poisontea: that would just be like
poisontea: feet shuffling not looking at ANYBODY
poisontea: w-what
poisontea: this is skjhsg
poisontea: what is this
hoozilla: ...D:
hoozilla: because she'd say it so much nicer than Xanxus
poisontea: Yes
poisontea: with him it'd just be like
poisontea: "STOP BEING FUCKING RETARDS"
hoozilla: hahahaha
hoozilla: and she'd make some innocent comment about how cute they are togehter
poisontea: "YOU FAWN OVER EACH OTHER MORE THAN LEVI FAWNS OVER ME"
poisontea: Levi's just like
hoozilla: ...:<
poisontea: "... :<"
poisontea: yes XD
hoozilla: NO
hoozilla: he's like
hoozilla: "YEAH YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY OBSESSED"
hoozilla: EVEN LEVI
poisontea: HAHAHAAA
hoozilla: THINKS IT'S GAY
poisontea: Yeah but Bel would then have an outlet
poisontea: to throw knives at
hoozilla: right
poisontea: so that's good
poisontea: that's a little bit of a relief
hoozilla: keeps them from dealing with Xanxus lol
poisontea: but there's no escape from Luche
hoozilla: no
hoozilla: there really isn't
poisontea: she's just so
poisontea: :)
hoozilla: exactly
hoozilla: you know what I bet she's really good at moe faces
hoozilla: the kind that get people to do what she wants
poisontea: .fashfkljsaflh
poisontea: god yes
poisontea: she's manipulative
poisontea: but only in a
poisontea: really good-hearted way
hoozilla: she doesn't necessarily mean to be
hoozilla: all the time
poisontea: like getting you to do things for your own good
hoozilla: yeah
poisontea: Bel and Mammon just
poisontea: can't go anywhere near each other
poisontea: for like a week
poisontea: AWKWARDDDD
hoozilla: HAHAHAHA
poisontea: ALSO:
hoozilla: ALSO
poisontea: stfu_pedochan: then luss finds ryohei to join them
poisontea: ffffffft
poisontea: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON"
poisontea: "BUT THIS RESTAURANT IS NICE TO THE EXTREME"
poisontea: worst day ever
hoozilla: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
hoozilla: THAT SHOULD BE A DAILY LIFE CHAPTER
poisontea: YESSSS
poisontea: Colonello and Lal and Bel and Mammon
poisontea: and only one of them thinks it's a date
poisontea: well, two of them, sort of, but Lal's tsundere
hoozilla: yeah
poisontea: and then suddenly LUSSURIA AND RYOHEI
hoozilla: HAHAHAHAHA
poisontea: Colonello's like STUDENT
poisontea: KORA
hoozilla: TEACHER!
poisontea: and things turn spartan
poisontea: Colonello like
hoozilla: oh god
poisontea: helps wreck his own date
hoozilla: meanwhile Bel, Mammon, and Lal are just like
hoozilla: "..........."
poisontea: Yuuup
poisontea: Lal winds up beating them both down
poisontea: Mammon's just gonna kind of
poisontea: leave
hoozilla: Bel beats the shit out of Lussuria
poisontea: while they're not paying attention :|
hoozilla: LOL
poisontea: once everyone's calmed down Colo's just like
poisontea: "WHERE DID YOUR DATE GO"
poisontea: and Bel has to attack him too
poisontea: AGAIN
hoozilla: "She's not my date 8|"
hoozilla: BUT THEN HE GOES TO FIND HER
poisontea: Awwww
poisontea: Mammon's just like
poisontea: in another part of town
poisontea: she is not going near them for the rest of the day 8|
poisontea: NOT GETTING DRAGGED BACK INTO THAT
hoozilla: well Bel got sick of them anyway
hoozilla: he didn't even want Lussuria to come
poisontea: yes :c
poisontea: So they just play hooky the rest of the time
hoozilla: they play hooky
hoozilla: but then everyone else gets curious
poisontea: fffffff
hoozilla: DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT TO HAPPEN
poisontea: YES.
poisontea: Lal is eventually the only one going
poisontea: "... they're not dating, you idiots."
poisontea: BECAUSE SHE'S SMART AND BELIEVES THEM
poisontea: SHE ALSO THINKS THEY'RE STUPID BUT
hoozilla: THANK YOU LAL
poisontea: SHE BELIEVES THEY'RE NOT DATING
hoozilla: and for that, Bel likes her
hoozilla: going back to that Vongola tradition shit
hoozilla: Xanxus would take it seriously
poisontea: HAHAAAAA
hoozilla: THINK ABOUT IT
poisontea: oh god yes he would
hoozilla: HE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE HE WAS A KID
hoozilla: HE WOULDN'T THINK ANYTHING OF IT
hoozilla: he'd do all that ridiculous shit with a straight face
hoozilla: and beat up anyone who doesn't do it
poisontea: Fuck yeah
poisontea: TALENT COMPETITION, TRASH
hoozilla: "FAMILY TRADITION, TRASH."
poisontea: SNOWBALL FIGHT
poisontea: IT'S FUCKING TRADITION
hoozilla: Varia snowball fight would be the best thing ever
poisontea: oh god it would
poisontea: Bel would like
poisontea: hide knives in his
hoozilla: oh god he would
hoozilla: and stuff them down people's shirts
poisontea: HAHA
poisontea: Xanxus would shoot a tree
poisontea: that Squalo's standing under
hoozilla: HAHAHAHAHAHA
poisontea: dump all the snow in the branches on his head
hoozilla: just so all the snow falls on him?
hoozilla: yes
poisontea: Mammon would
poisontea: cheat