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[hoozilla]

I'm sitting here holding this piece of balsa wood in one hand because I was a dumbass and was all "HURR LET'S PAINT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE I LIKE TO PEINT 8BBB" And I have to keep holding it until it dries. Which will be awhile. And I imagine I have to put some more layers on after.

tl;dr I'M HOLDING WOOD AND TYPING WITH ONE HAND. amusing allegory is slightly amusing. Doesn't help the wood is sculpted to look slightly phallic.

Entertain me guys.