twilight: the movie
I tend to bash it, but. I'm honestly going to try and be fair, now that I've seen it and can think clearly.
Alice
Emmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeett
Bella's friends they were so awesome
The cinematography
The House of Cullen oh wow it was so pretty you guys
The music
THE BASEBALL SCENE
Bella was hot
Charlie
Jacob's dad he was so funny
Rosalie- ugly, but she was still a bitch, so it's k
Bella's one friend definitely should not have been talking as white as he was, it was kind of awkward.
Carlisle and Esme. They were cool, but ugly ): And Carlisle looked too much like Christopher Walken when he was in A View To A Kill
Everything was so rushed it's upsetting
No Alice backstory
Edward and Bella's entire relationship
Jacob. His teeth were waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too white and his hair and just. Awkward.
CREEPY SEXUAL PREDATOR JAMES D8 D8 D8
Jasper. Seriously he had like. One facial expression the entire time. And it was like... "8O". He should be more zen.
THE GLITTER OH GOD THE GLITTER it was so bad.
All in all: The side characters are 903478937690840982 times more interesting than Edward and Bella. Why aren't the books and the movies about them ):
It definitely exceeded my expectations. Then again, that's like saying Palin exceeded expectations at the VP debate, because expectations were very, very, very low.
Also I GOT A NEW LAPTOP BATTERY AND IT WORKS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I am v v v excited. And I am home. :3
Alice
Emmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeett
Bella's friends they were so awesome
The cinematography
The House of Cullen oh wow it was so pretty you guys
The music
THE BASEBALL SCENE
Bella was hot
Charlie
Jacob's dad he was so funny
Rosalie- ugly, but she was still a bitch, so it's k
Bella's one friend definitely should not have been talking as white as he was, it was kind of awkward.
Carlisle and Esme. They were cool, but ugly ): And Carlisle looked too much like Christopher Walken when he was in A View To A Kill
Everything was so rushed it's upsetting
No Alice backstory
Edward and Bella's entire relationship
Jacob. His teeth were waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too white and his hair and just. Awkward.
CREEPY SEXUAL PREDATOR JAMES D8 D8 D8
Jasper. Seriously he had like. One facial expression the entire time. And it was like... "8O". He should be more zen.
THE GLITTER OH GOD THE GLITTER it was so bad.
All in all: The side characters are 903478937690840982 times more interesting than Edward and Bella. Why aren't the books and the movies about them ):
It definitely exceeded my expectations. Then again, that's like saying Palin exceeded expectations at the VP debate, because expectations were very, very, very low.
Also I GOT A NEW LAPTOP BATTERY AND IT WORKS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I am v v v excited. And I am home. :3