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ok so i stole this from rachel instead of studying for my spanish test. but i really liked this quiz for some reason
1. If you could own your own state which one would it be?
new york
2. Describe yourself in ONE word:
serious
3. What would you say your walls say about you? that i sleep too much
4. Biggest fear?
bugs especially roaches and spiders
5. When was the last time you went to the potty?
like ten minutes ago
6. If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name be?
my parents couldn't come up with a boy's name
7. If you woke up one morning and one of your limbs were missing, who would you call first?
i'd probably be screaming so much i wouldn't actually call anyone
8. All time favorite swear word:
i use a lot of curse words i can't pick just one
9. Favorite Cartoon:
old school mickey mouse cartoons
10. Who's your favorite superhero?
i don't have a favorite superhero but i definetly have a favorite holy trinity of super villainesses Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, and Cat Woman
11. Danced in Public?
yeah
12. Danced in Public Naked?
no
13. Believe in love at first sight?
not really
14. Are you a good liar?
definetly not
15. What's your best pick-up line?
i think pick up lines are retarded and should never be used
16. Does your life suck?no not really
17. Is your penis small?
i can honestly say i don't have a penis
18. If stripping were the only way to get money, would you do it?
damn right i would
19. What age do people get really boring?
depends on how boring a person u are in general
20. Who really let the dogs out?
who gives a fuck can we drop it already????
21. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.
"Mr. Tumnus!" bawled Lucy in his ear, shaking him. yes i'm reading the lion the witch and the wardrobe
22. Seen anything weird lately?
like rachel i go to the city every day i take trains everyday I SEE FUCKING WEIRD PEOPLE ALL THE TIME!!!! AND IF THEY DON'T STOP ASKING ME FOR MONEY SOMEONE WILL GET HURT!!!!
23. If you were in a movie who would you be?
the damsel in distress definitely
24. How often do you think about sex in a given 24 hour day?
if people knew how much i think about sex they'd think i was a nymphomaniac
25. Do you think donkey kong would be able to execute good donkey punches?
i don't even know wut a donkey punch is
26. Whats your favorite play/musical?
grease or chicago i haven't seen rent yet
27. When you hear the word "stiff" whats the first mental image which comes to mind?
a penis
28. Name 3 habits u have:
biting my lip, tapping my feet, and laziness
29. Name something you'd never wear:
polyester
30. True/False, I tend to get pissed at people very easily:
true
Fill in the blank:
My name is... caterina
I may seem... calm
but I am... weird and quirky as hell
People who know me think i am... on crack
Sometimes I feel like...a ghost watching myself
My days are pretty... busy
In the morning I'm... comatose
I like to sleep...in the morning i'm a total night owl
If I could be doing anything right now I would be... studying for my spanish final tomorrow
Money is... eluding me
One thing I wish I had is... these really cute boots from delias (stupid wish i know)
One thing I have that I wish I didn't is... i don't have anything like that
All you need is... food water and air
All I need is...ummm chocolate
If I had one wish it would be... to be famous
When I look in the mirror I see... me? lol i don't know i don't look into mirrors and come up with deep thoughts about myself
Love is... non-existant in my life
My body is... um i don't know short
If an angel flew into my window at night I would... tell him i got my period just last week and that he better not be here to tell me that i'm having a kid cuz people would never believe that whole virgin birth shit anymore
If a demon flew into my window I would probably... try something i learned from the show charmed lol
If I could see one person right now it would be... i don't know
Something I want but I don't really need is... those gorgeous boots from delias
Something I need but I don't really want is... to do better in school
I live for... for right now
I dare you... piss me off (now that's quite a sight)
I am afraid of... bugs and such
I dream about... taking over the world pinky and brain style and no i'm not lying aboyt that