GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT I JUST SAW X-MEN
Oh my GAAAAWD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
THAT MOVIE WAS SO GOOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
IT IS EVERYTHING THAT I LOVE ABOUT ACTION MOVIES AND ALSO SLASH ALL IN ONE MOVIE. WITH BONUS PICK-UP LINES AND SUBMARINES.
THAT WAS A PREQUEL DONE RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS. The fact that his pick-up line was the opening monologue for Xavier in X-Men #1? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And the way that they reshot the opening scene in the camp? Bravo. And the action was brilliant and the character development was EXCELLENT (except for Erik/Raven, the beginning of which I did not quite understand), and the gay was ALL OVER. As was the pretty.
And also Brendan Fehr was a random-dude-on-the-bridge (HI, MY SECRET LOVE OF ROSWELL, I SEE YOU ARE ALIVE AND WELL AND PLOTTING X-MEN/MICHAEL GUERIN CROSSOVERS). And also, oh my goodness, the adorable kid from About a Boy is ALL GROWED UP and TALL (he as Beast. And a beast. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
(I PUNNED.)
AND AND AND cameos from the fabulous Mr. Jackman and the confirmed-my-bisexuality-Rebecca Romijn and did you know Kevin Bacon could do that, 'cause I did not know Kevin Bacon could do that and I need to see EVERYTHING that Michael Fassbender has ever been in ever because I AM IN LOVE WITH HIS - HIS - HIS EVERYTHING, including his intensity, his face, the way he sits on barstools, his tears, his accent, his VOICE, and also his everything.
Fics I want to write now:
THAT MOVIE WAS SO GOOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
IT IS EVERYTHING THAT I LOVE ABOUT ACTION MOVIES AND ALSO SLASH ALL IN ONE MOVIE. WITH BONUS PICK-UP LINES AND SUBMARINES.
THAT WAS A PREQUEL DONE RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS. The fact that his pick-up line was the opening monologue for Xavier in X-Men #1? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And the way that they reshot the opening scene in the camp? Bravo. And the action was brilliant and the character development was EXCELLENT (except for Erik/Raven, the beginning of which I did not quite understand), and the gay was ALL OVER. As was the pretty.
And also Brendan Fehr was a random-dude-on-the-bridge (HI, MY SECRET LOVE OF ROSWELL, I SEE YOU ARE ALIVE AND WELL AND PLOTTING X-MEN/MICHAEL GUERIN CROSSOVERS). And also, oh my goodness, the adorable kid from About a Boy is ALL GROWED UP and TALL (he as Beast. And a beast. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
(I PUNNED.)
AND AND AND cameos from the fabulous Mr. Jackman and the confirmed-my-bisexuality-Rebecca Romijn and did you know Kevin Bacon could do that, 'cause I did not know Kevin Bacon could do that and I need to see EVERYTHING that Michael Fassbender has ever been in ever because I AM IN LOVE WITH HIS - HIS - HIS EVERYTHING, including his intensity, his face, the way he sits on barstools, his tears, his accent, his VOICE, and also his everything.
Fics I want to write now:
- One where Erik DOESN'T kill the guy and he and Xavier run the school together AND EVERYONE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER GODDAMNIT
- The fics that probably everyone has already written with Charles and Erik having sex and talking about their views on the world and what war does to people
- Raven's POV on Charles finally growing up, and what it cost, and how it was still worth it
- I also want to write Banshee/Havoc but I have NO IDEA who they are canonically. I have heard that the Summers brood is crazypants, tho. Why/how long was he in prison???
- CHARLES/ERIK: THE PLACE BETWEEN RAGE AND SERENITY = MINDMELD SEX
- Charles/Erik when Erik doesn't leave (HOMG, THEIR LOVE, IT IS SO GAY)
- Something about how Magneto gets all the girls in the end (but only wants Charles, aw, sad gay!emo tears)
- Hank learning that he's beautiful, all on his own