Help the Midwest (OR THE WIZARD OF OZ WILL CUT YOU)

[hoosierbitch]

In case y'all had not heard: the weather in the Midwest has been fucking batshit. Tornadoes destroyed the town of Joplin, MO, and killed over a hundred people. They have also swept through many other Midwestern cities (including my current home base of St. Louis, MO). We picked up our third dog when he wandered into a coworker's yard the day after

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[backinblack]

Euuuughhhh I want to bid and make you do my prurient bidding (pun?), but I'm in that stretch between terms of school and EVERY CENT I HAVE is hoarded. gdi.

[hoosierbitch]

Thank you so much, darling! (And if you want to comment/PM me with what you WOULD have prompted, I can stick it on my list! I know you're in a money-crunch. ♥)

[backinblack]

I've been thinking about this for DAYS but all my brain can come up with is porn. Seriously, I go googly-eyed and stall on PORN. So basically just post porn 24/7. (I would also not argue with a sequel to "A Filthy Kind of Beautiful." WHAT.)

[hoosierbitch]

Okay, dude, IDEK what is happening with that fucking sequel. I've written 4k of utter CRAP trying to get part 2 written. It will happen, though. SOMEDAY.

Do you have any plot suggestions/kink requests to help (oh god I'm really going to make this pun, aren't I) get my juices flowing?

[rubynye]

I'm really glad you're offering! I cxan't offer, but let me see what I can bid.

[hoosierbitch]

♥

I'm just happy to have the time to offer! Theoretically, I am using all of this wonderful free time to write! (In actuality, I am rewatching Glee and hating myself. Oh, writer's block.)

[coffeethyme4me]

You're really cruisin' for a bruisin' with that self-hating talk, hun. I'm seriously going to whomp your lily white ass. Take it back. Now.

[novascotiasam]

Just wanted you to know that I think it's extremely generous of you to offer your talent for charity. In the past, I have purchased works through Fandom Charity, and later Sweet Charity, with varying degrees of success.

This time, I just anteed up and sent monetary donations to both The Joplin Recovery Program and The Minneapolis Recovery Program to the tune of $100 a piece, so unfortunately, I haven't the spare cash left to take part in the auction. Though I applaud you all for your efforts to raise funds.

Best of luck with the St. Louis Recovery Project!

[hoosierbitch]

What generous donations!

Proposition: Can you shoot me some prompts? If one seems like something that I can get written (assuming I ever get through the writer's block I'm suffering!), I would love to write you something as a thank you. I can't make any promises, tho. :-/ (Sorry, sometimes I just get stuck, and then I feel like a horrible person. And that's no fun for anyone.)

So: prompt me?

Writing for Charity

[novascotiasam]

Hi hon! How is the writing for the Midwest auction going? I'm sorry I am so late in replying, we are having flooding and downed internet issues up here.

I would love to help you with prompts, but unfortunately I am shite with prompts. But the good news is, the bank assures me I still have $$ in my account! So, I would like to donate in your name to St. Louis. Do you have a specific organization that is collecting for St. Louis?

Drop me a note and let me know and I will get it to them. Thank you for the story offer, it was appreciated, but let's not take the fun out of writing for you.

[coffeethyme4me]

Now, see, this is a prime reason for me having more money: helping charities I deeply care about while simultaneously making you do my dirty fic bidding. Sigh. I'm working on that money thing. But until then, I suppose I may have to sign up for this myself, because I am abundant in SLASH.

Bless you, sh, for all that you do. <3

[slashqueen15]

i have to say, you are a wonderful individual. you are so helpful--thanks for caring about our little corner of the world <3
it IS insane over here.

(and i not-so-secretly adore your porn >>)