Episode FOUR!
My reaction to the ep, in letter form:
Dear Diane Farr,
PLEASE TO BE MARRYING ME. I loved you in Roswell, loved you EVEN MORE in Numb3rs, and now am convinced that we should make babies together and buy a house and make some sort of baked dish together that involves spinach. Mkay?
Adoringly,
HB
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Dear Moz (aka "The Little Guy"),
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOUR SHOES AND YOUR ENTRANCE INTO THE OFFICE AND THE WAY YOU SET UP YOUR TABLE IN THE DINER AND YOUR PERFECT MEMORY AND YOUR BADASSNESS WITH GUNS.
Stalkingly,
HB
PS I WANNA BORROW YOUR AS(S)COT.
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Dear Peter and Neal,
Where are you registering for your wedding? I would like to buy you salt and pepper shakers that look like kissing puppies.
Regards,
HB
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Dear rest of the fandom,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I have no idea what the plot was about, or why Neal was breaking rules, or why they cut to commercials for the Peter-spanks-Neal portion of the episode, or why Diane Farr's character LEFT, or why (fashion-wise) Diana is becoming Neal-in-an-African-American-woman's-body. Vest AND the hat? I really want to read Neal getting sex-swapped and borrowing Diana's clothes. ALSO SHE GRABBED HIS ARM TO PULL HIM OUT OF THE CIGAR PLACE.
So please to be writing:
1. Neal and Diana go shopping
2. Moz goes back to the diner even though Gina's gone.
3. Neal keeps doodling new pictures for Peter using his pen, and leaving them in his pockets and mailing them to Elizabeth.
4. Jones pondering his place in the team - what he expected life at the FBI to be like, and what it's actually turned out to be.
5. Peter goes over to Neal's late at night, and Neal thinks he's going to get spanked, but instead Peter just sits him down and talks about how upset he'd be if Neal got himself hurt.
6. ME AND DIANE FARR BAKING TOGETHER AND PURCHASING BABY BOOTIES FOR OUR ADORABLE CHILDREN.
Smooches,
HB
Dear Diane Farr,
PLEASE TO BE MARRYING ME. I loved you in Roswell, loved you EVEN MORE in Numb3rs, and now am convinced that we should make babies together and buy a house and make some sort of baked dish together that involves spinach. Mkay?
Adoringly,
HB
*
Dear Moz (aka "The Little Guy"),
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOUR SHOES AND YOUR ENTRANCE INTO THE OFFICE AND THE WAY YOU SET UP YOUR TABLE IN THE DINER AND YOUR PERFECT MEMORY AND YOUR BADASSNESS WITH GUNS.
Stalkingly,
HB
PS I WANNA BORROW YOUR AS(S)COT.
*
Dear Peter and Neal,
Where are you registering for your wedding? I would like to buy you salt and pepper shakers that look like kissing puppies.
Regards,
HB
*
Dear rest of the fandom,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I have no idea what the plot was about, or why Neal was breaking rules, or why they cut to commercials for the Peter-spanks-Neal portion of the episode, or why Diane Farr's character LEFT, or why (fashion-wise) Diana is becoming Neal-in-an-African-American-woman's-body. Vest AND the hat? I really want to read Neal getting sex-swapped and borrowing Diana's clothes. ALSO SHE GRABBED HIS ARM TO PULL HIM OUT OF THE CIGAR PLACE.
So please to be writing:
1. Neal and Diana go shopping
2. Moz goes back to the diner even though Gina's gone.
3. Neal keeps doodling new pictures for Peter using his pen, and leaving them in his pockets and mailing them to Elizabeth.
4. Jones pondering his place in the team - what he expected life at the FBI to be like, and what it's actually turned out to be.
5. Peter goes over to Neal's late at night, and Neal thinks he's going to get spanked, but instead Peter just sits him down and talks about how upset he'd be if Neal got himself hurt.
6. ME AND DIANE FARR BAKING TOGETHER AND PURCHASING BABY BOOTIES FOR OUR ADORABLE CHILDREN.
Smooches,
HB