Charter Communications can suck my strap-on.
Guess who's got no job and no internet service?
This guy!
So I was switching from AT&T to Charter so that I could increase my speed and get back to work, right?
Not only did Charter give me the wrong information about what we needed from our landlady to get service installed, not only did they lie to me about the price of their services THREE TIMES, they then installed our modem but not the motherfucking router. I SAID WE WANTED WIRELESS. WHEN I SAID THAT, WHAT I MEANT WAS: I WANT MOTHERFUCKING WIRELESS. We've now got a cable modem with one outgoing ethernet port in a house full of laptops. To upgrade we'd need to pay $50 for installation and $5 per month and wait another week.
Charter: go fuck yourself. I will be registering my complaint with the Better Business Bureau in the morning. I do not appreciate being overcharged while you lie to me about it.
Because of this, I have quit my job. They were taking me down to part time because I've had to miss so much work and my stats look really bad, and after paying for the internet service that I would need in order to get back to work, I'd only come out about $200 ahead. I would rather have the next 4 weeks off and move in on the first when I start renting my apartment.
SO! The work ordeal is over. Or will be in a week or so when our Internet service from AT&T gets turned back on. In the meantime: I will be packing and writing porn. And spending a lot of time in Internet cafes. THANK GOD FOR MY PHONE. *loves it dearly*
Got my period yesterday, took painkillers, flailed embarrassingly at people, and spent about half an hour contemplating orange soda. There's a finite amount of it, you know. What if, in thirty years, no one makes it any more? What then?
For some reason, last night, that seemed like the most profound thought ever. It tastes so crisp on your tongue! Change is the only constant! What about the orange Fanta woman? WILL NO ONE THINK ABOUT THE ORANGE FANTA WOMAN?
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