I'll take "inconvenient breakdowns" for 500, Alex.
Dear car,
I know it's cold. I would rather be in bed under blankets too! I'm sorry I forced you out of the driveway and into the freezing unknown of the rest of the world.
So if you'll TURN BACK ON, I'll drive you straight back home. I promise.
(It doesn't help that the power just went out for this entire area & there's nowhere warm I can wait while making TOW ME TO SAFETY! calls.)
Please, car? Retty, pretty please?
Lovelovepleasepleaseplease,
HB
AW NOW THERE'S TWO BIRDS CHILLIN' ON MY WINDSHIELD WIPER. #silverlining
I know it's cold. I would rather be in bed under blankets too! I'm sorry I forced you out of the driveway and into the freezing unknown of the rest of the world.
So if you'll TURN BACK ON, I'll drive you straight back home. I promise.
(It doesn't help that the power just went out for this entire area & there's nowhere warm I can wait while making TOW ME TO SAFETY! calls.)
Please, car? Retty, pretty please?
Lovelovepleasepleaseplease,
HB
AW NOW THERE'S TWO BIRDS CHILLIN' ON MY WINDSHIELD WIPER. #silverlining