Stolen from:
babel_fish
If you have 40 or more of these things, then you are spoiled!
Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
(2) a television in your bedroom
( ) an iPod
(3) a photo printer (a printer that can print photos)
(4) your own phone line
(5) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(6) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(7) DVD player in bedroom (playstation2)
(8) at least a hundred DVDs
(9) a childfree bathroom (duh)
(10) your own in-house office (of sorts)
( )a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(11) a queen-size bed or larger
(12) a stocked bar
(13) a working dishwasher
(14) an icemaker
(15) a working washer and dryer
(16) more than 20 pairs of shoes
(17) at least ten things from a designer store
(18) expensive sunglasses
(19) framed original art (not lithographs or prints) (um...my own.)
(20) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(21) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
(22) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
(23) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
(24) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin (of sorts)
(25) wealthy family members
(26) two or more family cars
() a walk-in closet or pantry
(27) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(28) good credit
(29) expensive jewelry
(30) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(31) at least $100 cash in your possession right now (I'm going on a holiday tomorrow...)
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
(32) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(33) private medical insurance
(34) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans (In hardcore progress)
Do you:
(35) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
(36) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(37) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(38) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
(39) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
(40) been on a cruise
(41) traveled out of the country
(42) met a celebrity
(43) been to the Caribbean
(44) been to Europe (I live in Europe, lardo)
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
(45) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
(46) dined with local political figures
() been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(47) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(48) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
Alright, so I'm realllllly spoiled. Well, bite me.