Secret Lab, Warehouse District -Monday After Classes

[hoorayimrich]

Tony was just going to spend the rest of the week in his lab, working on Warren's car. And not thinking about Poseidon or painting. Because it was perfectly healthy to just ignore everything weird about the last weekend in favour of work. Just ask anyone named Stark ever. Wait, maybe not that Stark at the clinic. Maybe

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[dollpocalypse]

Look, a text! Weren't you glad to be receiving a text from your favorite former devoted hooker ever, Tony? Didn't it make you feel all happy inside?

Okay, maybe not.

Never happened, Topher penned eloquently. REALLY. NEVER.

[hoorayimrich]

SO HAPPY.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Ah, that worked.

[dollpocalypse]

Topher wasn't sure if that was Tony obliging him or proof that he had genuinely forgot the crazy, so he texted him a helpful reminder.

Kotex.

[hoorayimrich]

Excuse Tony, he was going to hit his head on the frame of the car. A lot.

That was an out, Topher.

[dollpocalypse]

Oh! Well. That settled that.

I knew that.

He didn't.

[hoorayimrich]

I'm sure you did.

[dollpocalypse]

A pause, then:

That was it, right? Just the... Kotex?

Tread cautiously here, Tony. Very, very cautiously.

[hoorayimrich]

I'm not talking about this. Ever.

DAMN IT, TOPHER. HIS TRAUMA.

[dollpocalypse]

DO I HAVE TO GET TESTED???!!!!!!

Psh. He would just administer his own test and send it off. BUT SERIOUSLY, TONY!

[hoorayimrich]

WHAT?!

[dollpocalypse]

I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS!

[hoorayimrich]

CHECK WIKIPEDIA.

[dollpocalypse]

But that would mean getting up!

There was a long pause, then:

So is that a yes?

[hoorayimrich]

I hate you, Topher.

[dollpocalypse]

I know you do! You left me pining for you when I was working the streets!

Topher failed at repression.

[hoorayimrich]

Topher, your man card was so gone.

One: you sound like an angry girl. Two: it was just a weird weekend that we pretend didn't happen.