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Top 7 Things to Do Before I Die (not in order):
1. Go to Israel
2. Figure out what the hell happened in X-Files
3. Create a HUGE metal sculpture...and convince my parents to put it in their backyard
4. Teach my son or daughter or shimmy to hate Duke and the Yankees.
5. This might not work out, but domesticate a squirrel, make it fetch me things, and then teach it to attack those that bother me. *rubs hands evilly and laughs...then coughs and hacks*
6. Make a child, who is born without the ability to smile, laugh hysterically. Then pay for necessary hospital bills.
7. Get rich, don't tell anyone, don't buy things, light boxers on fire with a lit $100 bill...while the boxers are not on me
Top 7 Things I Cannot Do:
1. Watch eye stuff. Eyes are gross when they're like out of the body and it freaks me out. Don't touch your eye either, it's stupid and bad.
2. Be stone-faced when Will Ferrell is on
3. Like Duke.
4. Stop loving superheros and comics
5. A guy
6. Watch American Idol
7. Stay up all night
Top 7 Things That Attract Me to Women:
1. Sense of humor / getting my sense of humor
2. their smile and laugh
3. great hair
4. huge intelligence
5. Independence
6. Maturity
7. oddly enough, glasses
Top 7 Things I Say the Most:
1. "bollux!" or "balls!"
2. "motherfucker"
3. "I hate..."
4. "I love..."
5. "slutbag"
6. *weird laugh*
7. "Ha, if I had a nickel everytime........I would have sixty-five cents."
Top 7 Books/Series/Authors That I Love:
1. Mila 18 by Leon Uris, all time favorite
2. The Bourne Identity by Robert Ludlum
3. Macbeth by William Shakespeare
4. The Crucible by Arthur Miller
5. The Phantom Tollbooth by...Some Guy
6. The Ultimate Guide to Spiderman/Batman/X-Men/Hulk/Superman/Fantastic Four/Avengers/Justice League (I am going to die alone)
7. Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
Top 7 Movies I Can Watch Over and Over:
1. A League of Their Own
2. National Treasure
3. Shawshank Redemption
4. Back to the Futures
5. Anchorman
6. Apollo 13
7. L.A. Confidential