I like surveys. I do not seem to like telling people what's going on in my life. Tra la la la la!
A - Age you lost your virginity? Should I make a prediction...?
B - Band listening to right now? Well none at this exact moment, but I'm digging some Jack Johnson.
C - Dream car? 2001 Pontiac Firebird, in red. It will be my midlife crisis buy.
D - Daddy's name? Ivan Zalman Gorelik. You can't make up names that weird. Very fitting for my Poppa.
E - Easiest person to make laugh? Annie Powell. If you know her, you understand. But... only Arik knows her. And he doesn't remember people well. So it's safe to say none of you know her. But she's a doll, really! A gem!
F - Food you miss most? Lamb chops.....? I don't really miss food. OH NO WAIT. I MISS BIG BUCKETS OF COOKIE DOUGH. *drools* Did I really just call Annie a gem?
G - Any encounters with ghosts? Ghost of Christmas Present. What a fucker.
H - Person most hated at the moment? Tom Cruise, without a doubt. But man, he's a good actor, but given the chance, I would END HIM.
I - Interesting unknown fact about yourself? I have seven--make that eight--nipples. Ok ok, just kidding, the normal three. But I used to play drumset and I do musical theatre despite a persistent heterosexuality.
J - The first letter of the last person who broke your heart? Going back to eighth grade, we'll go with B. For Beth. Shit, she'll never read this, what do I care if I write her name?
K - Kissing with eyes opened or closed? I have kissed two men since the last time I had a meaningful kiss with a woman. *Raises shotgun, points at temple, prays.......*
L - Last time you did LSD? Man, I would LOVE to do some lesbian samba dancers. (That took me only thirty seconds to come up with, so a pat on the back is in order, I think.)
M - Most memorable moment you can think of in a minute? Arik's house. Meh, it'll do.
N - Nicknames? My extended family call me Fuzz because of my hair. It's an old nickname but a good one. My high school cross country team called me Ned, because I looked like a guy's swimming coach, despite me not being black, dreadlocked, or physically fit. They also tried Jewbacca until the other Jew, David, came in with lots of overgrown facial hair. Since some douche asked me if Perry was short for Perrald (Harry and Harold) my friends have taken to calling me Perrald, which is very acceptable for me.
O - Whats the most valued possession? My Raphael Palmeiro bobble-head. You're the man, Raffy!
P - Poison of choice? Stabbing.
Q - The last quote you heard: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." AFI's Top 100 Quotes thing.
R - What are you allergic to? Dust, pollen, and the outdoors.
S - Song you sang last? A lot of whistling, primarily to the theme song of Coach. Also, "How does Sam, suddenly appear..."
T - Time you woke up? 8:53, because Sam the damn jerk called me and woke me up seven minutes early.
V - Vegetable you hate most? Sprouts. Is that a vegetable?
W - What are you the most afraid of? Failure.
X - X-rated love life? Yes, please.
Y - Year you were born? 1985.
Z - Zodiac sign? Pisces.
B - Band listening to right now? Well none at this exact moment, but I'm digging some Jack Johnson.
C - Dream car? 2001 Pontiac Firebird, in red. It will be my midlife crisis buy.
D - Daddy's name? Ivan Zalman Gorelik. You can't make up names that weird. Very fitting for my Poppa.
E - Easiest person to make laugh? Annie Powell. If you know her, you understand. But... only Arik knows her. And he doesn't remember people well. So it's safe to say none of you know her. But she's a doll, really! A gem!
F - Food you miss most? Lamb chops.....? I don't really miss food. OH NO WAIT. I MISS BIG BUCKETS OF COOKIE DOUGH. *drools* Did I really just call Annie a gem?
G - Any encounters with ghosts? Ghost of Christmas Present. What a fucker.
H - Person most hated at the moment? Tom Cruise, without a doubt. But man, he's a good actor, but given the chance, I would END HIM.
I - Interesting unknown fact about yourself? I have seven--make that eight--nipples. Ok ok, just kidding, the normal three. But I used to play drumset and I do musical theatre despite a persistent heterosexuality.
J - The first letter of the last person who broke your heart? Going back to eighth grade, we'll go with B. For Beth. Shit, she'll never read this, what do I care if I write her name?
K - Kissing with eyes opened or closed? I have kissed two men since the last time I had a meaningful kiss with a woman. *Raises shotgun, points at temple, prays.......*
L - Last time you did LSD? Man, I would LOVE to do some lesbian samba dancers. (That took me only thirty seconds to come up with, so a pat on the back is in order, I think.)
M - Most memorable moment you can think of in a minute? Arik's house. Meh, it'll do.
N - Nicknames? My extended family call me Fuzz because of my hair. It's an old nickname but a good one. My high school cross country team called me Ned, because I looked like a guy's swimming coach, despite me not being black, dreadlocked, or physically fit. They also tried Jewbacca until the other Jew, David, came in with lots of overgrown facial hair. Since some douche asked me if Perry was short for Perrald (Harry and Harold) my friends have taken to calling me Perrald, which is very acceptable for me.
O - Whats the most valued possession? My Raphael Palmeiro bobble-head. You're the man, Raffy!
P - Poison of choice? Stabbing.
Q - The last quote you heard: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." AFI's Top 100 Quotes thing.
R - What are you allergic to? Dust, pollen, and the outdoors.
S - Song you sang last? A lot of whistling, primarily to the theme song of Coach. Also, "How does Sam, suddenly appear..."
T - Time you woke up? 8:53, because Sam the damn jerk called me and woke me up seven minutes early.
V - Vegetable you hate most? Sprouts. Is that a vegetable?
W - What are you the most afraid of? Failure.
X - X-rated love life? Yes, please.
Y - Year you were born? 1985.
Z - Zodiac sign? Pisces.