"Chernobyl Kinsmen" by Sara DeMaria
The Chernobyl-ites, they could not breed
As a result of their mutant seed.
A nearby reactor had exploded
Because its shell was quite corroded.
The molecules inside bonded well
Reaching a temperature much like hell.
Iodine one-thirty-one spread across the land
And enlarged everyone’s thyroid gland.
Government help was much belated
So most of the trees became mutated.
Residents escaped by bus, by car
From the nuclear disaster in the USSR.
As a result of their mutant seed.
A nearby reactor had exploded
Because its shell was quite corroded.
The molecules inside bonded well
Reaching a temperature much like hell.
Iodine one-thirty-one spread across the land
And enlarged everyone’s thyroid gland.
Government help was much belated
So most of the trees became mutated.
Residents escaped by bus, by car
From the nuclear disaster in the USSR.