Freaky...

Oct 19, 2008 22:58

1. I just ordered pizza online from Dominos (shut up, I'm poor and they had coupons!) and I guess they have a tracking device implanted in the pie or something.


If you can't see the text, it says "Michael put your order in the oven at 10:52." This is insane. I can expect a package to be tracked in the mail. I don't want to know the exact time that sauce was put on the pizza. It's all so quantized and Big Brothery! I just want my damn food.

2. Who is this young man?


That's right, the embryos of dreads should have given it away. Pre-Duke Special Peter Wilson in '97, I think, when he was in a band called...Booley. Yeah, I think he was right in getting a new moniker. And growing out those deformed hair worms atop his head into real dreadlocks. Soooooo ninetiiiieees!!

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